Reminds me of that old joke email that went around
A couple samples
While I was looking for that, I found this which I got a good chuckle out of.
Are they going to go to the hospital in an amberlamps?
When I was in high school, we were asked to brainstorm the names of famous people whose last names started with A. Much to my embarassment, my study group came up with Michael Angelo.
That was awesome - any idea if that was a real exchange, or one made up for the internet?
Not a clue. It was my first time ever seeing it, but it was funny enough to share true or not.
tdn writes:
In the 19th century, it was common to write his name as two parts, like that. Checking Google Books, I find that some people still do it:
http://www.google.com/search?q=Michael+Angelo&btnG=Search+Books&tbm=bks&tbo=1
This thread is so funny that my *highlander hernie * is making me vomick!
(from my ER days)
Quasi
Well, either way, when my mother told me Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel on his back, I could not figure out how he could reach back there with brushes while looking into a mirror and get it done with any precision.
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Great. Now I’m looking at my monitor through some thin-slat window blinds.
I have a gold bladder and an iron bling.
If it makes you feel any better, one of my classmates once turned in a book report to my mother on King of the Wind. It began, “Man O’ War died having his baby.”
Isn’t Gold Bladder an enemy of James Bond?
He doesn’t want to destroy Fort Knox. He just wants to mark it as his territory.
Don’t forget Sir Rhosis.
It’s also that talcum powder for old people.
Sorry, that one’s Gold Bomb.
“Hurry Bond, a yellow rain seems to be falling onto Fort Knox.”
It’s all Glen Beck’s fault. But at least he can send it in for quick cash.
Y’all are killin’ me with this Bond stuff! LOL!
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Were they foreign?