Stump the dope with your most obscure reference

A 1943 calendar from Joey’s Garage in Elk Hill, Ohio–specifically the months of February through May.

Sorry, you’re mistaken. You got it backwards.

Stumper "Who wrote The Brothers Grimm "? Ehren Kruger

“It must have been more of a tiff then.”

What Cartoon Character had an adventure entitled “I’m Dreaming of a Wide Isthmus”?
Cartoon character – not “The Wackiest Ship in the Army”.

Interesting, because the line originally comes from the movie “What’s Up, Doc?”

50,000 pounds of bananas, the live version.

Yellowbeard.
“Don’t let them see you, stay out of the sun, and be yourselves.

5 pages and no answer that I saw. And no, it ain’t on Google.

It looks like something from the Monty Python sketch “Thripshaw’s disease”. But I don’t remember that line specifically, so perhaps it’s from a version that was in a book or on a record? Or in the film :“And Now For Something Completely Different”

“Great. They’ve got Clarence Darrow. We’ve got Larry, Moe and Curly.”

"I just want to get one thing clear. I don’t work on January 8…

…'cause that’s Elvis’s birthday."

Yup. Love that scene.

astro - is your "IT HAD BEEN a bad night, and when he tried to drive home he had a terrible argument with his car. " from The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul ? It sounds familiar; I’m trying not to cheat on these.

Another: There will days like this, days and days.

I’ll one up you! It was said by Billy Batts to Tommy. This is what sent Tommy over the edge leading to him and Jimmy whacking the guy.

Here is one
“I’m having a good time because you don’t know if we’re nude or not!”
“Get out”
“Me and my brother here are nude”

DING DING DING!!!

We have a winner ladies and gentlemen.

Bonus points to whoever can name the doper who had the extended quote from this movie as his/her sig a few years ago, and the quote itself.

I’m eligible for this bonus as well, because I can’t remember who it was, nor the exact quote.

Nope, not Python.

That’s from The Big Lebowski, spoken of Mrs. Lebowski

I’m guessing this is from My Name Is Earl

It’s “I COULD crush your head like a nut…” and it’s from Strange Brew. Max Von Sydow says it to the manager of the Elsinore Brewery

From the IMDB:

Hawkins: I’ve got it! I’ve got it! The pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?
Griselda: Right. But there’s been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!
Hawkins: They broke the chalice from the palace?
Griselda: And replaced it with a flagon.
Hawkins: A flagon…?
Griselda: With the figure of a dragon.
Hawkins: Flagon with a dragon.
Griselda: Right.
Hawkins: But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
Griselda: No! The pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
Hawkins: The pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
Griselda: Just remember that.

Nobody guessed two of mine, so I’m re-posting them, and adding a few more.

OLD:

From popular music:
“Your mother needs you now,
She’s getting old.
Her face was pretty,
But you let her go.”
From film:
“This is a lock of his hair! This is a tooth he lost! And this bottle, it’s the smell of him…This is the smell of him. Oh God! THE SMELL OF HIM!”

NEW:
From comic books:
“Woman, have you not foreseen that you are to marry this tree?”

From television:
“I’ll tell you what you can do with that offer…you can kiss my ass.”

From popular music:
“Some guy tried to shove up against me in a crowded subway car,
Some guy tried to feed me a stupid line in some stupid bar…”

From film:
“I"M just as wanted as the rest of you all are!”

My apologies. Several of the Google entries on that phrase have got it backwards, too. I’ll just be over here in the corner, hitting myself.

That sure sounds like DA Adam Schiff in “Law & Order.”