“When I’m by myself or with someone…uh, Burt.”
Tee hee, no one has gotten mine. I win! (Of course, I haven’t recognized a single one of anyone else’s…)
Anyhow, as this thread appears to have taken off, here are a few more:
Super-obscure:
"…and ‘mattress’ rhymes with ‘Israel’ "
Very obscure:
“Ahoy there matey, Kelly Robin Wilcoxin”
Quite obscure:
“Stop bendin’ da shafts!”
Slightly obscure:
“Trebor Sux”
That’s from Swingers, Voltaire.
Tom Hanks on Letterman talking about when he was a bellboy packing Slappy White’s golf clubs in the trunk of a taxi.
Well, I was post #2, and no one’s even attempted mine, so do I get silver?
Hmm. Is it related to your user name?
Wd9598
“Woo Woo ! Mass destruction !”
“…for some more martial molars”
“We want you to become a wasp”
We now return to our feature movie, the 1956 classic “Amazon Women on the Moon”
[sub]I actually own that movie[/sub]
Hint–Author’s from Texas.
“Fuck that shit. Pabst Blue Ribbon!”
Is this one of Hagbard Celine’s lines in the Illuminatus! trilogy?
Futurama, Professor Farnsworth’s lunch order at the Los Alamos Diner, c. 1944.
Blue Velvet
Mommy…mommy!
Bzzzz ! Wrong answer ! It’s much more recent - it is from a book, however.
Actually, I was thinking of something a little more recent than that.
Correct and well done. Sorry for the delay. I’ve been offline a bit.
Finally, someone noticed my obscure reference to an obscure French philosophical reference. 
Ding! Ding! Ding! I’ve got a copy myself.
I have two.
The first, from television:
What is the origin of my username?
The second, from literature:
“Proverbs for paranoids 3: They hide, you seek.”
This close enough ?