There’s a tv commercial floating around where a woman dumps the guy she is seeing because of his website: “It’s your website. I need more content than that.” This made me wonder…
What has been the absolute stupidest, most mundane, trivial thing you have dumped a SO, or been dumped by, a SO over?
There’s an episode of Full House in which Danny wants to break up with [someone] because her left earlobe is shorter than her right.
I was once dumped because I was ruining her relationship with god. She dicovererd this when god spoke to her during an acid trip. She kept doing the acid to meet god again, but that was it for us.
Well, there were other factors, but the last straw was - a polyester pantsuit. That’s what she wore for our date to a John Prine concert.
I don’t want to even know someone my age who wears a polyester pantsuit.
There was in kindergarten when my boyfriend dumped me because I wouldn’t go down the slide with him once. I had done it times before, but just not that time. I am still scared by that.
Well, I’ve had several boyfriends who have dumped me because I wouldn’t sleep with them on the first date. Sheesh! Men!
I broke up with one guy over toast.
No shit, toast.
Long story. 
ok, this doesn’t exactly fit the OP, but one girl i dated had been cheating on me for a while, and when she broke up with me, told me she’d stayed with me while she was cheating because she wanted me to fix her computer.
and just so everyone will know i’m a complete loser, i ended up getting back together with her for a few months. ugh.
One of my ex-boyfriends broke up with me shortly after I caught him cheating on me(he didn’t have sex with her, they were kissing) with an acquaintence of mine.
Before I could tell him to take a hike, he told me I was asking too much of him.
He later went out with her and then cheated on her with her best friend and got her pregnant.
Breakups are always complicated things, with many underlying reasons. Sometimes the one thing that turns out to be the last straw can be of absolutely trivial proportions.
For me, though, the straw that broke the camel’s back was when she couldn’t beat me in a game of Pente. (Pente is a board game kinda like tic-tac-toe)
I had been thinking of breaking up with her for weeks, but couldn’t work up to it. Then we played several games of Pente that evening, and she couldn’t play well. Every game was a total shut-out. That just convinced me even more that it was the wrong relationship, and gave me the courage to break up that evening.
Gawd now I really feel like a jerk.
I’m sure when I was younger I found reasons more trivial but as an adult the most trivial I can remember was when I quit seeing someone because her dog stank.
I mean it really, really stank.
It was on some kind of allergy medication and her whole apartment stank of mutt butt.
I lived out of town and was expected to stay there but I just couldn’t do it. I went to stay with a guy friend instead of this girl that was really cute, all because of her stinking dog.
Bummer.
I once had a gal break up with me 'cos I accidentally slept with her mother.
Other factors involved, but I once broke up with a girl for singing too loud over the car stereo.
I don’t dump women so that one’s out.
Probably the dumbest one a women did to me was because I talked to a guy to find out if he was interested in her & he wasn’t & she found out I talked to him.