(Sigh) That’s what happens when libraries let the derelicts off the street use their computers.
Man, what is it about kittens and hiding behind the toilet? Rex practically roosts back there. I’m always tempted to go hang out behind their litter box and see how much they like it!
I’m not sure that “Hot Pursuit, Fiery Death” is the actual kitty term for that game, but it’s definitely what it looks like.
It starts out with Rex chasing C.C. down the hallway at full speed. About 2/3 of the way down, Rex tries to come to a dead halt to avoid smashing into the door himself and goes skidding out of control, often rolling over several times before coming to a stop. C.C., however, has not enough time to react to him breaking off the chase, and skids out, smashing into the back door.
Then C.C. gets up, unfazed, and turns the tables on Rex, getting him to smash into the closet door at the other end.
Don’t even get me started on “Throw Pillows Must Die.” (or Candles, or House Plants) Interior decorating and kittens do not mix.
Oh, and as of last night, any time my kitties are bad, I now tell them, “C’mon, Rex, stop being a Roovesy!” 
To those of you who’ve had a sense of humor about it, thanks you. I enjoyed the responses.
I even enjoyed the ones where I was insulted a multitute of times.
Instead of replying individually (because the library is about to close, wink wink) I will just stick to sweeping generalizations which I’m so good at.
I like cats. I took in a stray once and he was one of the best animals I’ve ever had. I like most dogs and some people. I’ve never blown up any type of animal. I installed four bird-houses just outside my house and get along well with my neighbors.
I think humor is a good thing and for future reference it’s fine to make fun of anything I post wheter it was meant to be funny or not.
Like I said, I was just being childish when I made the thread but I don’t apologize. If nobody responded it would’ve disappeared off the page rather quickly which is what I expected anyway.
Fair enough. My cat’d probably still go after you if he met you, but that’s just the way he is sometimes.
We both wear out PFDs, and I need a shave: http://my.tbaytel.net/culpeper/ShipsCat.html
Buffy’s favorite game is Knock Mommy’s Hairbrush Off of Her Vanity at 11:30 PM. I’m usually still up, so it doesn’t bother me, but it makes enough noise to possibly wake up everyone else.
And then when I move the hairbrush, she goes for my curlers. sigh
Misty likes to fake people out by crying and sounding all affectionate-then running away when you go to pet her.
Piper Grace has yet to learn that a black cat should not sleep at the bottom of the steps where people cannot see her. She also loves her tennis balls that belonged to our late Westie. She keeps them inside the lower part of her Kitty Kondo, and for some reason, is not content with just pulling one of them out-she has to pull all four of them out at once. And knock them around in the middle of the night when my mother was sleeping downstairs because of the new puppy.
Muffin, that’s so cute, but I can’t imagine getting a cat to stay still for that (either the PFD or staying on a boat).
My very first cat liked to wake me up by sticking its face in mine. Do you have any idea what it’s like to open your eyes and have this big black furry face filling your entire field of vision? That same cat enjoyed wandering through the house serenading us at 6 am. There must have been some Siamese somewhere in his background because he had that yowl…also not a pleasant way to wake up.
Keep it up and consider this a warning that I’ll pay a visit to your CAT threads. Don’t think I won’t.
I will shatter your fragile, fluffy eco-system of heartwarming wholesome feline goodness like a pitbull in a kitten shop, fuckers.
Mew Mew
Fuck Yew
Go Eat Some
Cat Poo.
Signed,
Kalhouns little softies
Rooves, my cat hates you. I have proof.
So, when does pre-school start up again poopy boy?
THAT is a cool looking cat Monkey.
Do you own all of those cataloged, alphabetized kitties in that enormous database of pictures? Or just that one cat?
See what I mean? What kind of people gain pleasure from looking at picture after picture in a photo album of cats they never had the occasion to meet?
If that database were naked women I’d eventually tire of looking at it before I could finish it.
Perhaps I’m wrong about the association between cat owners and unstable “missing link” type people but one can’t help but shudder at the coincidences.
I know not from under what rock you’ve crawled Rooves, but strongly suggest that you return to that same subterranian domain, such that you can continue to commune with other like type creatures.
Leave the light and air to the cats and the cool people that appreciate kittydom.
The paws that refreshes. 
Kittydom? Yes, then one day you and a cat could cross-breed and eventually rule the world! MMMUUUUHHHHHAAAA HAAAAA HAAAA!
I’d venture a guess that you’ve had at least one nervous break-down in your life. Don’t rub the kitty to hard or you’ll pull his hair out.
The silly boy tried to start an anti-cat rant thread and ended up with page after page of positive cat posts. Must be rough being subverted by kitties.
Rooves, keep it up and my black cat will squash you like a bug! Just like this:
http://f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/psvaughan/vwp?.dir=/pics&.dnm=summer2003+015.jpg&.view=t
Be afraid.
Um, yeah. Okay.
Muffin, it just goes to show you the apparent consideration non-cat owners must have for NOT hi-jacking your wonderful cat threads and how ignorance, shown by the hi-jacking of this thread by cat owners, must run rampant among cat owners.
I admit that it’s not entirely a scientific observation but again, I shudder at the coincedence.
Rodents??? Okay, I’m not a huge cat fan, (not that I’d ever post a rant against them).
But, you just blew what tiny shred of credibility you MIGHT have had out the window with that bit of idiocy.
(ps, before 10,000 felines get sicced on me and my hapless puppy, “not crazy about them” as in "wouldn’t own one but think those owned by other people are neat :D)
Credibility in what respect? As a human being? That seems harsh.
Laughing myself sick!!!
That phrase just SO made me picture a kitten and a throw pillow.