Well, prior to reading your posts I would have just said credibility insofar as having more than half a brain.
Now that I’ve seen your posts, I’d have to say that no, not as a human being…exactly, but, based on your posts here, credibility as more than a neanderthal.
Okay, now it’s your turn to bat back some lame attempt at an insult. So far you’re 0 for 0 in coming up with one with any originality or intelligence, but heck, there’s always a first time.
You must not know how to read, CantaffordShoes.
Over and over again you knuckheads insist on insulting my intelligence. Why is that? Is it that you want other LESS intelligent people to read YOUR post and abide by your opinion?
I’m using the same language the rest of you are. My sentences are at the very least legible, aren’t they? I am unintelligent to you simply because it’s a convenient, run of the mill depreciating and very unoriginal insult. It is YOU that is unable to come up with an intelligent, original insult. Your post is no different that the rest of them. Get someone to read them to you then get back to me.
In fact, I think you’re impressed with the tongue-lashing I’ve been giving these saps and you feel left out.
Now go get some real shoes.
Also, anyone who calls a person unintelligent should immediately be suspected as disingenuous because not only is the insult usually unfounded, it is also (and more so) a way of insinuating that you’re of greater intelligence to be able to be sure of such a thing.
It’s downright self-serving.
Cats are rodents? This may be one of more unintentionally hilarious rants I’ve seen in some time.
www.mycathatesyou.com and your sister eats asparagus
This morning, I woke up with a “rodent” in my bed. It had cuddled up in my arms and started licking my face. It was making a curious rumbly sound deep in its throat. It was about four pounds, had whiskers and big pointy ears, and gray stripey fur with a long matching tail.
I’ve noticed it around the apartment for awhile, but for the most part, it kept to itself and didn’t bother me. It seems to like playing with long pieces of string and anything that makes a rustling or jingling noise, though.
Should I call an exterminator???
Don’t stop with just two posts roovesy dear, you haven’t quite convinced me (or is it yourself you’re trying to convince?).
Make up your mind, man!
Have you a) started the thread to troll for backlash or b) hate cat owners who start cute cat threads?
You can’t have it both ways, you know.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I seem to recall that intentionally misspelling a member’s user name in a denigrating way is looked down upon hereabouts. Rooves, you may wish to back away from the computer and take a breather. You’ve already had one warning shot across the bow. This thread doesn’t seem to be doing you any good.
Actually, with some folks it’s pretty hard to resist.
Now normaly I would tend to think that a person who either deliberately trolls or hates pet cats or both must be thick as a brick.
But I should take care not to hastily assume that you are a dummy, for it could be that you are simply maladjusted.
My guess is that you are both stupid and maladjusted. I expect that your future posts will confirm this.
He’s melting, melting . . . .
Zenster, I don’t even own a boat. Not even a canoe.
Who warned me about what? Am I violating some type of rule by using play on words with regards to someone’s moniker?
Elf, although it’s very hot today I am not in fact melting. Thanks for the concern though.
Blonde (ahem), although I do not hate cats specifically and probably embellished a little in my description of them I must say that there is something that strikes me odd about cat owners. I know it’s a sweeping statement that doesn’t apply to every single cat owner.
It is true that there are also dog owners and parents who can be just as annoying about their relationships with said mammal. For some reason Cat owners in particular seem to wear on my patience the most. It is possible that I somehow have a lower tolerance for cat owners or, more likely, Cat owners are slightly more annoying that the rest of the group.
I’m sure it did not help my case to go into why cats are worse than dogs but it does not take away from the fact that cat owners appear to be more mentally fragile and easily set of than others among that group. I’m sure this gives you plenty of ammo for your next response.
Thud Muffin, as explained above I wasn’t exactly trolling for I do harbor some ill feelings toward cat owners. I just don’t harbor them to the extent that you’d like. The reason I backed away was because you guys seem to be an all or nothing group. I mention my distaste for cats and explain why and some poster has me sticking fire crackers up a cat’s ass and eventually moving on to a career in serial killing. It’s not my fault that most of you can’t seem to discern that sane middle ground out there that might not be where you stand.
Maladjusted in regards to what? Cats (and dogs) were not naturally intended to be human pets.
You are either an asshole or are still doing what you were told not to. Which is it?
BTW you suck my fat cats squishy turd.
You know, I almost posted something about my rabbit being a glorified rodent. I wonder where I got the idea that rabbits are rodents. They’re Lagomorphs.
Oh, according to Wikipedia , it seems that rabbits (Oryctolagus cuniculus) were classified in the order Rodentia until 1912, then reclassified.
Now I feel like annoying Rooves by telling you all about something really cute my rabbit did.
Um.
Well, he hasn’t chewed through a headphone cord in over a week. [sub]dumb rodent [/sub]
Dear Mister Doo Doo (no need to change that one), I was told not to do what by whom ?
Be more specific Doo Doo boy.
Dear Heresifart, You couldn’t possibly annoy me with a rabbit story. What an exotic pet you have. Do try to tell us more. Rabbits can make sensible pets too because when you get them nice and plump you can eat them.
Oh, and Zenster: As chance would have it I’m taking my kids canoing today (rental) so hopefully you were speaking in a figurative sense and not threatening me with bodily harm. Then again, how could you know? I almost took what you said and twisted it to my satisfaction. Good thing I caught myself.
Rooves, this is known as a warning. And, it is the “warning shot across the bow” that Zenster referred to. I do hope that clears up any confusion you may have had on the issue.
cats aren’t rodents.
they’re predators
sheesh
:rolleyes:
Hey elfje! How’re you doing?
(Sorry for hijack).
Because he’s one of those flaming idiots that have no soul, no heart, no empathy, and no idea what he’s missing.