See, right there, my estimate of your age went up 10 years.
The real kicker is that she is almost certainly blogging about how the iPhone makes it easier for her to blog, and people’s reactions to her newfound ability to blog their reactions almost as soon as they have reacted. Blogging isn’t blogging unless you have at least three levels of self-referentiality.
(As pithily demonstrated by Mr xkcd.)
I want the feature that makes annoying people not call me in the first place.