What do you call a man with three balls?
A juggler!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
A boy- we’ll call him Troy- had a dog he chose to call “My Penis.” (No, its not a variation on the dog called Sex- I made this up before I heard that one.)
Anyway. Troy took the dog everywhere and he loved it a lot. (And I’m not making the obligatory he played with his dog joke- i’m not that desperate!)
One day, the dog got sick and Troy realized that the dog had to be euthanized. 
That night, he took him in to the vet’s. Unfortuantely, he failed to notify his girlfriend, Big Bertha, and tell her he wasn’t coming to her place that night.
Later on, Big B. called up Troy and demanded to know if he had a good explanation for not coming over for a night of hot loving.
Troy replied, sadly, saying, “I couldn’t come over…My Penis was put to sleep tonight.”
Badampam! (Er…drum beat.) ::bows:: Thank you, thank you!!
my daughters joke:
What has 8 legs and flies?
4 birds.
my kids swear I didn’t make this up:
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Ach
Ach-who?
Bless you.
I don’t know, gotta work on my timing.
Why did the Darlek cross the road?
To exterminate the chicken.