Anybody else read the thread title as “Stoopid moderator” with a funny accent?
I can’t help but hear that way in my head. sigh. 
Of course! Why else do you sink we ave thiz outraaaageous accents!?!?!
I’m sorry. We did call your number, but you must’ve stepped outside or something.
In Dexter’s voice yet. Stewwwwwwwpid moder-A-tor.
Oh, and in a premeptive strike:
If I don’ save tha wee turtles…WHO WILL?
I have Had it with these Motherfucking Turtles on this Motherfucking World !!!
In my fridge, it’s Creepy Coke
I’m starting a petition that Animal Planet can only broadcast after 10PM.
For God’s sake won’t somebody think of the turtles!
Someone save me from tha wee turtles!
This is the heart of the matter of the OP. All Spooky Sprite wants to know is where she could find some Turtle Porn*.
Which lasts way longer than two minutes, not that I would…uh…know
Wee Turtles live under the toilet rim and are able to swim up a stream of urine, whereupon they become lodged in the urethra and must be surgically removed.
Also, a turtle’s quack does not echo. Mainly because it is inaudible.
Some of the truth here:
Of course, 99.9% of that article is wrong.
Gotta disagree with you there Colibri. Most of the stuff on that site isn’t even wrong. Is it wrong to say something like, “Tuesday is actually orange, not green like the scientific consensus”?
Wow. Holocaust denial, 9/11 conspiracy theory, anti-semitism and blood libel, crackpot AIDS theories, crackpot anthropology; it’s like all the stupid in the world fell into that website. No aliens, though.
“World’s Before Our Own”? World’s what?
[Horshack]Oooh! Ooooh! Ooooh! I know![/Horshack]
We’re descended from turtles, right?
I wonder if this is going to end up tying in to the Electric Sun at some point…
I only read a little of it, but is the gist that the writer believes that man has been around longer than we think?
If so, that’s the most boring ultimate truth I’ve ever heard.
I’m sorry, I’m trying to see your point of view, but I can’t get my head that far up my ass.