“See the TURTLE of enormous girth, on his shell he holds the earth. If you want to run and play, Come along the BEAM today…”
I think I finally figured out what the OP bot is on about…
-XT
I had misremembered how it went…apologies:
[QUOTE=Roland Of Gilead, last Gunslinger]
See the TURTLE of enormous girth!
On his shell he holds the earth.
His thought is slow but always kind;
He holds us all within his mind.
On his back all vows are made;
He sees the truth but mayn’t aid.
He loves the land and loves the sea,
And even loves a child like me."
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-XT
[QUOTE=Freddy the Pig]
But we don’t, so it doesn’t.
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Because you couldn’t handle the truth
[QUOTE=Monstre]
Is that the big Dungeons & Dragons festival held out in the Nevada desert or something?
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::snerk::
[QUOTE=Tengu]
Which would, of course, be where to find the good acid.
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Bad acid, from the looks of things.
Lemur866: You look down and see a tortoise, Spooky Sprite. It’s crawling toward you…
Spooky Sprite: Tortoise? What’s that?
Lemur866: You know what a turtle is?
Spooky Sprite: Of course!
Lemur866: Same thing.
Spooky Sprite: I’ve never seen a turtle. (pause) But I understand what you mean.
Lemur866: You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Spooky Sprite.
Spooky Sprite: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Lemur866? Or do they write 'em down for you?
Lemur866: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping.
Spooky Sprite: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I’M NOT HELPING?
Lemur866: I mean you’re not helping! Why is that, Spooky Sprite?
Lemur866: They’re just questions, Spooky Sprite. In answer to your query they’re written down for me. It’s a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. (pause) Shall we continue?
[QUOTE=Tengu]
That. Is. Brilliant!
My players are going to hate you for this.
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Your players will be needing the good acid then.
[QUOTE=WhyNot]
(Actually, most of us are ignoring her, we’re playing with each other.)
beans Walter Windchill with a baby turtle
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Or, somebody turtles Walter Windchill with a bean burrito…
Spooky Sprite 's got a pretty cool username, though…
[QUOTE=IvoryTowerDenizen]
Spooky Sprite 's got a pretty cool username, though…
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When you go to get a midnight drink and pour yourself a glass of Sprite and then, when you close the refrigerator door and the fridge light is now gone and there’s no other lights on and your glass now eerily glows in the dark … Now that’s some Spooky Sprite.
You know, we really need a Sporty Sprite and a Posh Sprite and a few others, and then we can start making hit records. We’d need a Ginger Sprite, too, but I think they already call that Ginger Ale.
[QUOTE=Lemur866]
Lemur866: You look down and see a tortoise, Spooky Sprite. It’s crawling toward you…
Spooky Sprite: Tortoise? What’s that?
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Just don’t ask him about his mother.
I just came upon this thread due to my severe boredom at work and feel really, really dirty. I should have stayed bored.
Is the turtle in a gazebo? 
[QUOTE=Ponder Stibbons]
When you go to get a midnight drink and pour yourself a glass of Sprite and then, when you close the refrigerator door and the fridge light is now gone and there’s no other lights on and your glass now eerily glows in the dark … Now that’s some Spooky Sprite.
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Perfect to drink with some three-eyed fish.
[HS] three-eyed fish, uuuuhhhhmmmm [/HS]
[QUOTE=DrDeth]
Is the turtle in a gazebo? 
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I shoot an arrow at it.
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite]
See? I told you so.
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I knew all those years of listening to Art Bell were going to pay off.
[QUOTE=GingerOfTheNorth]
I burning your turtle.
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All your turtle are belong to us.
[QUOTE=shamrock227]
(why do I suddenly want soup?)
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No soup for you!
[QUOTE=Kat]
No soup for you!
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Nazi.
[QUOTE=SmartAleq]
I burning your troll medium rare! 
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Dammit, I wanted to make the “I burning your troll” joke!