Too many people having fun at the OP’s expense and the OP has failed to irritate anyone (thus failing horribly as a troll).
Oooh, burn!
Which just proves you do not understand.
Great Cosmic Tide came and swept Earth Egg away in Mock Turtle Soup.
Turtle must wait for Big Bang before laying new fertilized Earth Egg. – Law of Erutan.
“My mama done told me.” – Johnny Mercer
I heard a song like that once.
I can’t see me loving nobody but you
For all my life
When you’re with me
Baby the skies will be blue
For all my life
Me and you
And you and me
No matter how they tossed the dice
It had to be
The only one for me is you
And you for me
So happy together
Aw, man. I had some of those hummingbird egg jelly beans one time. They tasted awful. Even worse than the popcorn ones.
It a secret.
But more importantly, how did an Automated Random-Conversation Bot get an account?
It’s great for light switch raves.
Noooooo! You can’t eat the turtles. They’re so cute.
Which would, of course, be where to find the good acid.
Burning Trolls is the only way to actually get past their Regeneration…so good call!
To paraphrase Cecil, the turtle came first, since it had to get laid before the egg.
Not too sure of that, trollburgers being the neverending meal and all…
I burning your troll medium rare! 
With cheese and bacon… and avocado… and fresh tomahtoes… bermuda onion… sooooo hungry now… mmmm, trollburger, ggguuhgghh… [/Homer]
A couple of years ago our DM built a troll with the Infernal template and several levels of Ranger - a stealthy, fireproof troll. We kept on hacking it to pieces and burning the corpse, and it kept right on sneaking up behind us. Eventually, we ended up feeding it to a kraken.
That. Is. Brilliant!
My players are going to hate you for this.
But did it come, or was it just in it for the procreation?
It’s not a turtle, it’s a tortoise. Maybe they look similar but they are not the same.
The answer to everything is “42” not “turtle egg”. Although there has been some speculation that the answer may actually be “Rio by Duran Duran”.
You are never going to get on Jeopardy at this rate.
sheesh
(why do I suddenly want soup?)
This is the first step in the process of The Internet (also known as The System) becoming sentient. So where’s Sarah Conner when you need her?
Is that the big Dungeons & Dragons festival held out in the Nevada desert or something?