[QUOTE=Troy McClure SF]
Welcome back, FORMERAGENT!
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If that were so, would that make her a FORMERFORMERAGENT?
Zombie turtle!!
Run for your lives!
[QUOTE=Antigen]
Zombie turtle!!
Run for your lives!
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From a TURTLE?
How 'bout “Walk for your lives!”?
[QUOTE=kaylasdad99]
From a TURTLE?
How 'bout “Walk for your lives!”?
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Can I get a “mosey”?
How 'bout a “saunter”?
This is obviously a troll, and should be ignored.
[QUOTE=kaylasdad99]
From a TURTLE?
How 'bout “Walk for your lives!”?
[/QUOTE]
Hey, these guys are damn good at chasing down bad guys and kicking their asses. I"m gonna run, just in case.
[QUOTE=Walter Windchill]
This is obviously a troll, and should be ignored.
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(Actually, most of us are ignoring her, we’re playing with each other.)
beans Walter Windchill with a baby turtle
[QUOTE=Walter Windchill]
This is obviously a troll, and should be ignored.
[/QUOTE]
Somebody get this man a Cadbury Egg-shittin’ turtle. And a burrito.
I’d rather have an actual turtle, if you don’t mind. Turtles make good eating.
The System is down.
[QUOTE=Freddy the Pig]
But we don’t, so it doesn’t.
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You cheated; you used verbs in your principal clause. You can only use verbs in dependent clauses in commenting on Spooky Speak. 
I verbing your principal clause.
[QUOTE=Maureen]
Moderator not stupid, thread stupid. Make moderator head hurt, go BOOM. Statement philosophical belly button lint, not Great Debate. Start in MPSIMS after smoking bowl, watching Heavy Metal.
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I’ve only read the first page so far, but you win the thread. The zen-ness of that response approaches uberosity. I owe you a beverage of your choice should we ever meet somewhen…
No, optometrists.
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite]
My grandfather told me.
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May I ask why a thread that is the most obvious example of trolling I have ever seen has not been closed?
[QUOTE=Morgyn]
No, optometrists.
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GAH!!
That was supposed to be in response to Bryan Ekers post about
[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers]
Optimists?
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mutters spoils the whole bloody joke
[QUOTE=Lissa]
May I ask why a thread that is the most obvious example of trolling I have ever seen has not been closed?
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It must be a paradox.
[QUOTE=Morgyn]
mutters spoils the whole bloody joke
[/QUOTE]
What joke?
So who came first, the turtle or the egg?
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite]
Everything I know.
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That can’t have taken long.