If that were so, would that make her a FORMERFORMERAGENT?
Zombie turtle!!
Run for your lives!
From a TURTLE?
How 'bout “Walk for your lives!”?
Can I get a “mosey”?
How 'bout a “saunter”?
This is obviously a troll, and should be ignored.
Hey, these guys are damn good at chasing down bad guys and kicking their asses. I"m gonna run, just in case.
(Actually, most of us are ignoring her, we’re playing with each other.)
beans Walter Windchill with a baby turtle
Somebody get this man a Cadbury Egg-shittin’ turtle. And a burrito.
I’d rather have an actual turtle, if you don’t mind. Turtles make good eating.
The System is down.
You cheated; you used verbs in your principal clause. You can only use verbs in dependent clauses in commenting on Spooky Speak. 
I verbing your principal clause.
I’ve only read the first page so far, but you win the thread. The zen-ness of that response approaches uberosity. I owe you a beverage of your choice should we ever meet somewhen…
No, optometrists.
May I ask why a thread that is the most obvious example of trolling I have ever seen has not been closed?
GAH!!
That was supposed to be in response to Bryan Ekers post about
mutters spoils the whole bloody joke
It must be a paradox.
What joke?
So who came first, the turtle or the egg?
That can’t have taken long.