Stupid moderator

[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers]
Optimists?
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Bobs?

[QUOTE=Bippy the Beardless]
Where can I get a turtle, bean and cheese buritto with Jerk Mod sauce?
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I believe they were available somewhere in the 1960s, but only for about twenty minutes.

[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite]
See? I told you so.
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Wow! How do you know all this stuff? Are you, like, a former secret agent or something?

[QUOTE=Ponder Stibbons]
Wow! How do you know all this stuff? Are you, like, a former secret agent or something?
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My grandfather told me.

[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite]
My grandfather told me.
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Told you what?

[QUOTE=Ponder Stibbons]
Told you what?
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Everything I know.

[QUOTE=Ethilrist]
Bobs?
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Boobs!

[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite]
Everything I know.
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I hate to break it to you, Sparky, but everything you know is wrong.

[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite]
I already do. My baby two weeks old.
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Epidural not worn off yet then?

So to sum up:
[ol]
[li]The OP starts a GD thread where she reveals some of a deep hidden truth[/li][li]She learned about it from her Grandfather[/li][li]A GD mod comes along and closes it because it is not conducive to a debate[/li][li]The OP comes and whines about it in a Pit thread[/li][li]She still refuses to tell us anything about it, yet she wanted to debate it[/li][/ol]
WTF?

[QUOTE=Lord Ashtar]
So to sum up:
[ol]
[li]The OP starts a GD thread where she reveals some of a deep hidden truth[/li][li]She learned about it from her Grandfather[/li][li]A GD mod comes along and closes it because it is not conducive to a debate[/li][li]The OP comes and whines about it in a Pit thread[/li][li]She still refuses to tell us anything about it, yet she wanted to debate it[/li][/ol]
WTF?
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You forgot:

  1. Beef, bean and cheese burritos with turtle and Cadbury eggs.

Welcome back, FORMERAGENT!

[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite]
Everything I know.
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Ah, a man of few words.

[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite]
It would perfect sense if you knew what I know.
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Egg.. the world… crack the shell…

Absolute Destiny Apocalypse?! :eek:

I gotta hide.

[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite]
Everything I know.
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Oh, so he’s got late-stage Alzheimer’s? Poor guy, that’s really too bad.

[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers]
In 2010, something will happen.

Something wonderful.
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My God. It’s full of eggs.

I know the secret and I will reveal it in five minutes.

OK. Are you ready?

The world is indeed an egg, but not a great big one. it only looks big because it’s so close.

Seems to me we went straight from “about to hatch,” right through “frying pan,” and straight on to “hard scrambled, with cheese.”

Mmmmmm… turtle eggs!

Good.