Wait a minute!
I think he’s trying to tell us something?
What’s that, boy? Timmy’s stuck in the well?
Ahhh, they’re 2000’s style “Stupid Threads”
[total hijack] I dunno, I always thought Ponder Stibbons was the sensible one. I was just reading the Last Continent as a matter of fact, where he’s talking to the God of Evolution and the beard bit. [/end hijack]
*Holds up cue-cards with pictures of a cracked pot, a wood screw next to a baseball, a bellfry with bats… *
Sorry, spooky sprite, but it looks like you’ll have to call ‘Gamera’ after all…
My grandfather warned me about you people.
Optimists?
Then you know if you piss them off that they invade your town on tiny mini bikes, right?
Got to be something about today that’s bringing all the loonies onto the board.
I can’t wait until tomorrow when things get back to normal.
It’s all right here.
The turtle is the chocolate/pecan/caramel thing. And the egg? A cadbury cream egg! That’s what Spooky Sprite isn’t telling us.
He’s not kidding, Spooky!! I’ve seen them! I’ve seen them!!
The horrors!
But are we inside, with that nasty buttercream center crap or sitting on the chocolate shell? And do we have to wear those stupid hats?
Actually, the system told me that Spooky Sprite won’t be able to sit down for a month after it’s through with him - apparently he’ll feel like he laid an egg bigger than the world.
I already do. My baby two weeks old.
The system told me to tell you that it hurts a lot more going back in.
So the world is about to hatch, and I guess another giant turtle, or possibly giant turtles, will be the result?
It all makes sense. Global warming has finally gotten the incubation temperature to the right level. It is all the System’s fault!
(but my apologies for mistakenly referring to you as ‘he’)
Where can I get a turtle, bean and cheese buritto with Jerk Mod sauce?
See? I told you so.
Yes, but you are so not going to like what you give birth to …