[QUOTE=Lord Ashtar]
Ah, so you ARE just a dick tease. Good to know.
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No, but the System wouldn’t be happy if I told you.
[QUOTE=Contrapuntal]
This might be what she was thinking of.
[/QUOTE]
No, there was one more about a week or so afterword.
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite]
[/QUOTE]
Y’know, there’s nothing quite so amusing as someone who believes he’s dicking with several people, when in fact they’re doing nothing more than laughing at him.
Is this Dr.Mark’s sock drawer calling?
Hummingbirds lay the smallest eggs of any birds–their egg is no bigger than a jelly bean! The largest egg comes from the ostrich–an ostrich egg is bigger than a grapefruit and weighs as much as two dozen chicken eggs! A newly laid turtle egg is about the size of a ping-pong ball.
That’s all I got.
[QUOTE=Giraffe]
Yes, but I never speak of it, and my stomach clenches in shame whenever it is mentioned.
[/QUOTE]
… and when you’ve got a four-chambered stomach, that’s a non-trivial issue…
[QUOTE=Anaamika]
No, there was one more about a week or so afterword.
[/QUOTE]
Spooky Sprite, you new English is speak, maybe yes? Welcome board! What speak is your native? Talk turtle more slow, maybe see turtle talk better board and patient.
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite]
No, but the System wouldn’t be happy if I told you.
[/QUOTE]
I’m sure the System is thrilled that you’re hinting at it, though.
Contrapuntal, it was between those two. I just went looking for it, and belive me, it’s not easy for me - click on his name, click on read all posts, and then try to find it. I can’t find it. It was titled something like “Giraffe is the best Pit moderator ever” and it seems to have mysteriously disappeared. looks :dubious: at Giraffe
Anaamika, are you sure you haven’t been eating the same mushrooms that Spooky Sprite has been eating? :dubious:
[QUOTE=Ponder Stibbons]
Anaamika, are you sure you haven’t been eating the same mushrooms that Spooky Sprite has been eating? :dubious:
[/QUOTE]
Look again, smart-ass! 
makes victory sign
[QUOTE=Contrapuntal]
How about this one?
[/QUOTE]
It was linked to in post 22 of that thread, though. Thanks! I’m giggling here.
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite]
Why’d you close my thread?
[/QUOTE]
You’ll last really long here.
[QUOTE=WhyNot]
It was linked to in post 22 of that thread, though. Thanks! I’m giggling here.
[/QUOTE]
Oh my god, there’s SHOW TUNES! 
snicker
The System just contacted me, Spooky, and it wants me to tell you it is SERIOUSLY pissed off at you. You’ve already said way too much, and it said you better just quit posting on this board entirely if you know what’s good for you.
[QUOTE=Anaamika]
Look again, smart-ass!
makes victory sign
[/QUOTE]
Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap!
And all of one minute after I post, too. I bet you did that just to make me look bad!!
Just kidding. I do a pretty good job of that all on my own!
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite]
It’s the secret of everything.
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[Bugs Bunny Turtle] Aya… Y-up. [/Bugs Bunny Turtle]
[QUOTE=Spooky Sprite]
It’s the secret of everything.
[/QUOTE]
Well, if it’s supposed to be a secret, why are you sharing it? You do realize IT* is going to come get you now.
*(For the Stephen King fans. You know, IT, the Turtle…)
In 2010, something will happen.
Something wonderful.