Curses! I swear I corrected all of those spelling errors! I think the Trilateral Commision has hacked into my account and is working to discredit me by making my spelling look bad.
It helps if you use Turtle Wax.
But, please, not after a bean beef cheese burrito.
How much longer so you think this thread will last?
Dunno; has the shell started to crack yet?
Oh right, there actually was an OP here…
kinda.
<the wrong box>
Morris Finsbury: I collect eggs, Doctor.
Dr. Pratt: Eggs, yes. Oh, I enjoy an egg myself, yes. They don’t make good pets, though; you can never get them in at night.
</twb>
I dunno - we’ve pretty much hit all the required elements, including Nazi references.
(“Bloody Bill Clinton - American Caligula” - oh my!)
Mangetout, we have a rule about those jack-in-the-box posts.
Nice little subscription you’ve got here. We wouldn’t want anything to happen to it, now.
Auuuugh – now I feel like Starbuck getting launched from the Galactica. The old one (1978), not the new one…
That wasn’t a jack-in-the-box post; that was a Russian Matryoshka-doll post.
I thought it was a Vertigo/High Anxiety post.
The article doesn’t get everything right-it was a war, not geological change. And there are things my family knows that don’t look like they’re on the site–like what the Human Genome Project is actually for. That prehistory is written into our genes–they’re trying to decode it.
But where on the site is the damned turtle mentioned?
I did a word search and the word “turtle” appears nowhere on the page.
I’m so disappointed…
:o
Stupid enough, but not outrageous enough for really good trollery, and not particularly funny. I give it a C-
Well no, you’re forgetting the Time Cube! You must be educated stupid! 
The system is down, yo.
System of a Down (warning: loud music)
In the end, if it’s a troll it’s a pretty sad, bedraggled little troll urchin. It wants people to think it lives under the Golden Gate Bridge, or the Brooklyn Bridge, or something equally grandiose and famous. The reality is that it lives in a cardboard box under a rotting wood bridge in the middle of nowhere, trying to scrape together enough change for a Protection From Fire scroll so it can try to start a flamewar.
Decoding like a motherfuck?
Shoehorn butterhorse!
Ah! The whole thing makes sense now. The “stupid moderator” that started all of this must have been educated stupid in the first place!
Holy Moly!! The size and sheer brazenness of this conspiracy boggles the mind!
Boggle boggle boggle boggle
Brazen! Brazen!
Man, the Time Cube guy is really losing it.
Wait…That didn’t come out right.
Still, I don’t recall seeing those levels of anger and race hatred the last time I went to that site.