Stupid moderator

You make it sound so dirty.

And I didn’t even get to the snake.

Thanks for the coding fix, Rico!

He’s only in it for the turtle eggs. Every single time I announce I’m having a turtle egg omelette for dinner, he drives over from Utah and steals them. And the cops here in Denver? Hah! All they say is, “Turtle eggs? In Denver? Are you high?” Meanwhile Rico is streaking back across the state while I hope for a July blizzard to cut him off at Berthoud Pass.

Hide your turtle eggs; that’s all I’m saying.

Geez, Rico, at least put on some pants. What will the turtles think?

Dude, what’s her head doing up your ass?

You can’t truly judge someone else until you walk a mile with your head up their ass.

Sightseeing?

I just skimmed through this thread really fast and now I’m high. Thanks.

Drizzle drazzle drozzle drome,
Time for this one to go home!

I spy with my little eye
Contrapuntal flying high.

You will find the world hostile to those speaking great truths. See Plato’s allegory of the cave. Nobody said it would be easy but don’t be daunted. The truth always prevails.

That was definitely worth waiting 11 years for.

This thread might have been resurrected by a spammer.

Finally, I can relax, having waited a decade for someone to sum it all up, with a Plato reference that most of us have never heard before…

And this thread can return to its original gravitas.

You can’t handle the truth!

Oddly enough, no.

I’ll leave this thread open for the time being, because it amuses me, but everyone, please remember that any contemporary criticism of the moderation staff belongs in ATMB, not here.

Look, what part of “stupid moderator” do you not… oh, right.

Contemporary? That’s a big word for a mod . . . oh, right.

Criticism? From me? Oh, my, no. I think you’re an even better moderator than Giraffe was.