Stupid moderator

I burning your turtle.

:dubious:
You’re going to the wrong places. The hole in the wall over on Main gives you all that and rice and sour cream and guac. Plus salsa verde.

Stoopid moderators and you pilgrim ethics!

Was it good for you, too?

maureen, not me who wants burritos!

Personally, I’d be embarrassed to include it. Kind of like Mike Tyson taking credit for knocking out Bea Arthur in only three rounds.

It would perfect sense if you knew what I know.

I think that goes without saying.

:: Warily looks both ways ::

The turtle moves!

I agree.

We await illumination with worm on tongue.

Maybe I can help out here:

Can you feel the colors? Can you count to “blue”?

I was right!

And if Maud’Dib could make it after that start, perhaps there is hope for Spooky Sprite yet.

But we don’t, so it doesn’t.

Look who’s talking. Wasn’t your first Pitting an anti-Pitting, saying what a great moderator you are? As I recall, all the other mods made fun of you then.

  1. The turtle’s name is Opal.

  2. Hi, Opal!

Yes, but I never speak of it, and my stomach clenches in shame whenever it is mentioned.

Cite?

But…well, why was the original OP closed? Now I’ll NEVER know why the turtle laid the egg. Nor how the egg was (is?) the world? And finally, what exactly happens when it hatches?? We’ll never know! :smack:

Mind you, I can’t read the Mods minds, nor do I have any other claim to psychic powers (beyond those of most superhero’s), but perhaps it has something to do with this bit here:

Mind you, I could be wrong and maybe MEBuckner REALLY just doesn’t want this disturbing information to be let out of the bag (or egg I suppose).
BTW, the best burrito’s you can get at a fast food type restaurant are, IMHO, at Twisters. I especially like the carne burritos with beans AND cheese. Chorizo with beans, cheese, egg and potato are also good for breakfast. Just saying. AFAIK though, no turtle egg burros are available, nor were any turtles harmed in the creation of this post.

-XT

My first guess would be that you think the Earth is about to go through some sort of massive change. I’d be willing to bet that you’re a 2012er, one of those who believe that the last year on the Mayan calendar will be when the aliens come down with all their vast knowledge and end famine, war, and disease.

Or you could mean something else entirely. Please enlighten me, oh wise one.

…Oops. Sorry.