I’ve heard these two and the second id decidedly the worse of the pair:
I’m a magical being! Take off your bra.
Then:
Hey baby I want to take you home and wear you like a feedbag.
ewwwwww
The latest Weird Al album includes a song of nothing but bad pick-up lines. My personal favorite:
“You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.”
A personal favorite of mine and a couple of friends…
I hope I’ve got my library card … ‘cause I’m checkin’ you out!
Just hand out business cards that read, “Smile if you want to sleep with me”.
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?”
Let’s play circus. You sit on my face and I guess your weight.
Let’s play elevator. I’ll be the car and you can go down on me.
I’m a Federal Panty inspector. I’m here to see if you have nice tastin’ panties.
Ever been to Kansas? I’d like to slam you like a storm door in a tornado.
You’re going to have to leave with me. You’ve been drinking and I have a licker license.
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but is your name ___ ?
best if the name you use is something highly unlikely, of course, like Rumplestiltskin
Absolutely stereotypical Italian guy in absolutely stereotypical Italian accent:
“Hey, chickie, you got any Italian in you? NO?? Ya want some?”
You know its frightening to think how many men think lines like that actually work!
I used to carry business size cards to hand to the man with the line. there were a few different ones; “Are you stoned or just stupid?” “I do, but not with you.” “I’m sure you’re considered very clever and attractive on your home planet.”
“Say, are you jewish?” - courtesy of Frank Zappa
“Hey, Dora. You wanna do it… On the floor’ah?.. It’s real angora!” - FZ again.
“I’ve got a van. . .”
If beauty were a crime you’d be in for the death penalty.
Let’s play choo-choo train. Can I be your caboose?
If love were mathematics, we’d be multiplying.
Is it just me, or did everyone else hear Quagmire from Family Guy when they read this?
Allllllllllllll right!
“nice legs, what time do they open?”
unclviny
You can call me ‘milk’ cause I’ll do your body good.
<still chuckling over the ‘feedbag’ line and reaction>
You don’t sweat much for a fat girl.