Stupid Questions

Stupid questions, anyone? I’ll start. If pro is the opposite of con, then is congress the opposite of progress?

Do you want an answer, or just another stupid question?

(Does that qualify as a stupid question?)

What’s the difference between a duck?

Why a duck?

…another stupid question or an answer is fine. Here…
If the early worm gets the worm, wouldn’t that mean the early worm gets eaten by the bird?

Who?

The first time I heard this was when I was with my dad (a truck driver) on a trip out to Washington. The CB had been silent for some time so my dad “got on the horn” and asked, “What’s the difference between a duck?” The first response was, “Between a duck and what?” Then everyone just got to talking. My dad says some drivers do that often just to have some conversation. It cures lonliness on the road.

I don’t know, but if it’s made out of wood, it’s a witch, not a duck.

I’m from England. A native of Lousiana once asked me:

“Do they speak English in England?”

One of its legs are both the same?

But if it’s made of wood and is a witch, it weighs as much as a duck!

Okay, okay. How much does a duck weigh? Do they all weigh the same? And, if they don’t, are they all still considered ducks?