Stupid vibrating bed!

Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)
#1

This is totally MPS, just thought some of you would get a kick out of it.

After the kids left this morning, I went back to my warm waterbed. I turned on the magic fingers thing(55 minutes on the timer), and turned over.

At some point I fell asleep, and turned further on to my stomach. My crotch must have been right on the ‘magic spot’ - the center of all vibrations in the bed. I doubt I could recreat this if I tried!

I began to dream.

I was tingling all over, and the ‘special sensations’ were really intense. I was moaning in the dream. I think in the dream I was rubbing against a table leg!!! The moans actually woke me up. Needless to say I was very dissapointed, I tried to go back to sleep and get the dream back - to no avail.

I was thisclose to an orgasm, and damnit!! I feel cheated!

I have met someone but I dont see us in bed anytime soon (I dont want to scare him!!)
What I WNAT to do is jump on his lap, thrust my breats into his face and when he comes up for air - ram my tongue down his throat!!!

Must…control…my…urges…

God I wish this guy wasnt a keeper! I could just screw him and screw him and… :o

Anyone else REALLY frustrated lately???

#2

Oh . . . yeah.

My parents are getting more sex than me. It’s just pitiful. Any more of this dry spell, and I’ll be a virgin again.

(And yes, I’ve had dreams where I’ve climaxed, and dreams where I nearly did and woke up. The latter left me in a bad enough mood to snarl at people all day long.)

#3

Bummer, kelli.

Hope you find that “sweet spot” tonight! :smiley:

[sub]oh, and if you do, let me know. I just may have to take a vacation to your house…:eek:[/sub]

#4

No comment…:frowning:

#5

You know Kelly, we do both live in the same city…:wink:

#6

Breats scare me…

#7

So you have seen mine then… :wink:

Upham… how you doin’?

As for the rest of you perverts, I am gonna start renting the cursed thing out! As it is, Angkins is over here all the time asking to sit on it!!

#8

So, Kelli, shall we take this to the Cheap Motel thread?

#9 
Yeah, but I bet you try tonight!! :p
#10

I did.
I failed.

#11

Kelli,
It would be my life’s mission to seek the “spot”. In fact, I would likely re-engineer the thing with special attachments and such, but that’s just me.

I just want you to know that all of my female Sims have vibrating beds and lava lamps in your honor. :slight_smile:

Zette

#12

If kellibelli’s bed is rockin’ don’t bother knockin’ :smiley:

#13

Do you have the expansion pack? I haven’t been able to buy vibrating beds for my sims . . .

Insert obligatory JDT reference here.

#14

Maybe I should come by with a new motor and crank that puppy up? Get the tool belt hanging low to show some Handyman Butt Crack,…:smiley:

#15

Oh I hate the lot of you. kelli, at least you have your bed and you can keep trying, I just get to sit here and be frustrated and wish I could call up my ex-boyfriend so that he could come have his way with me. Despite the fact that we don’t have a relationship anymore I really would enjoy having fun with the boy again.

Kitty

#16

Um … yeah …

#17

See enclosed:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=57124

Feh.

#18

I’m with you girl! Keep trying… either the bed or the “keeper” will work out in time! :slight_smile:

#19

…yes, the expansion pack has the vibrating bed. Hop on over to E-bay and get it on the cheap! It’s awesome fun :slight_smile:
Zette

And, on topic- any luck last night, Kels?

#20

with the bed, NO.

The ‘keeper’ came over and we watched tv and gabbed for a long time - I think he wanted to kiss me, but is to shy.

Zette told me I should just tell him to “DO it already!”

Actually, she put it better than that, but I think I will try to work it into conversation that its ok to kiss me.

Kiss me… I wish he would throw me down and… :o

side note if you get your sims to play in the vibrating bed - an unplanned pregnancy can result!! this is not the case AFAIK, with gay couples.