BwaHaHaHa 
While I believe that females are equally disposed to being dumbasses, they lack the testosterone induced ‘idiot gene’.
As such, they are natural cheerleaders, and watch the weakest of the species skim themselves from the breeding pool.
Sometimes I have to wonder how we have survived and grown in number. :rolleyes:
While I agree that shooting fireworks out of one’s ass is an unbelievably stupid thing to do, I also have to confess that I laughed insanely when I saw the idiots in the Jackass movie shooting fireworks out of their asses.
(And I know I’m not the only one)
This guy has done us all a favour by removing himself from the gene pool and not being able to sire any more morons.
Hehahahee…yeah.
“FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!”
This story completely blew me away.
Seriously, am I going to hell for laughing my ass off at this one?
If I had a firecracker up my ass you can bet I would be damn careful
Seems to that if you’ve got a lit firecracker up your ass at all, at some point in the day you obviously weren’t careful enough.
What do you mean? Like getting the firecracker up your ass sideways?
He was an Aussie. No further explanation required 
and the prize for stating the blindingly obvious goes to …
Women compete to date the guy with the firecracker up his ass.
I think the female equivalent of this would be all those college girls who thought being in the Girls Gone Wild video would be a great idea.
Well, one thing is for sure; the world would not be nearly as interesting a place if we didn’t have the occasional individual who not only put a firecracker up his ass and was so clumsy (actually I suspect some sort of mind-altering substance was involved) that he sat on it.
I salute you, Mr. Firecracker up-the-ass guy.
Anecdote time:
A guy on a local radio station did a stunt like this a year ago. (or was it this year?) Anyway, for 100 dollars the DJ’s convinced him to stick a roman candle in his butthole (note, not between cheecks, actually sticking out) and fire them off. He did it. Don’t believe me? Click here.
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I’m waiting for some astute legislator to recognize the need for more descriptive warning labels for fireworks. Who knows, the next Roman candle you buy may read:
Warning! Do not place in mouth or anus
Waverly, I think there’s already fireworks with the warning “Do not put in mouth.”
What about ears or nostrils??
No, it’s Wedding Rings that need warnings about nostrils. Or haven’t you been reading MPSIMS?
Ah, so that’s what the elven script on The Ring says: “warning: do not put up nostril”!
Tell me again why they had to make three three-hour movies about it?
I have a friend who, in high school, tried to light a fart whilst wearing fancy parachute pants. Whatever parachute pants were made of, they don’t really burn, they just sort of melt. Down there.
Last I heard, his taint looks like a waffle cone.
NSFW Warning: see a fart-lighting accident in action. (It’s a Zipped file; as always, use caution with compressed files.)
Hmmm…must have missed that thread. Now you’ve got me dying for a link.