Subliminal Christian Right-Wing Conspiracy.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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There I was, eating me Lucky Charms the other day. (Which, by the way, comprises approximately 40% of my total dietary intake. For the curious, the rest is: PopTarts 30%, coffee 20%, ‘real food’ (i.e. Taco Bell, etc.) 10%.)

I was consuming bite after bite, talking to oldscratch in the process. All of the sudden, my heart sinks down to the pit of my stomach and mingles with the masticated remains of the previous bowl and a half of Lucky Charms. I paused in mid-chew and focused on what was floating in the bowl…damn if it wasn’t a Jesus Fish shaped charm (the oat, not the mallow kind)! It couldn’t be, I thought. But alas, digging further just confirmed my worst nightmares…my bowl was full of little Jesus Fish.

Is this happening only in CA? Can someone in other parts of the country or world confirm this event?

All I can say is that Dubya is moving fast. First the White House, now my fucking Lucky Charms appear to be tainted. What next???

Oh yeah, Merry Fucking Christmas all. Yes, I am a little bitter this year.

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I once had a lucky charm shaped like Florida.
I guess Old Dubya was giving us submina-bliumal messages :wink:

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Fret not m’boy. They’ve always had that shape in there.

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Like that one? Yeah, always been there.

Cordially,

Myron M. Meyer
The Man Who

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Just FYI, have you read your Alpha-Bits lately?

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:rolleyes:

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Are you sure it wasn’t a Linux Fish?