Subservient Chicken: live or prerecorded?

Ask him to “get stuffed” and he does a strange sort of step aerobics on the sofa…

I think that’s a garter belt Larry.

Okay, so I finally checked this out for the first time today. :eek: Ask it to “remove garters” - - CREEPY indeed! I really can’t imagine what BK is thinking with this idea. Thankfully I don’t frequent fast food crapaterias.

:smiley:

Suspenders is another name for garter belt. (UK-ism?)
My commands were

Beg for mercy (he did)

then

Die! Die! Die! (he did a pretty good machine gunned death)

I’m rather fond of the chicken-related activities: clean feet, peck, and crow.

Also, has anyone watched the ads (“Subservient TV”) or looked at the photos? The ad with the woman is seriously disturbing to me. Also, there’s a PDF of a chicken mask on the web site with the following directions:[ol][li]Cut along dotted line.[/li][li]Put on chicken face.[/li][li]Be subservient.[/ol][/li]
While kinky, I don’t know that my love life is ready for the introduction of the chicken mask…
:eek:

Maybe you should start with something simpler, like a goat mask.

Unfortunately, I can’t find a link with a screenshot of the dominatrix cow from the game Toonstruck.

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages… I told him to adjust his garters, and he did…

Whatever algorithm they used, man, they thought of a LOT.

Must be a UK-ism. In the US, suspenders are the things that go over your shoulders to hold your pants up. Mostly worn by old men and clowns.

He wouldn’t rub his tummy. But he had no problem peeing on the couch.

Things he won’t do:

Eat at McDonald’s

Masturbate

Worship God

Flagellate

Imagine no possesions (it’s easy if you try)

Explode

Predict the weather

Rock me, Amedeaus

I’m scared of the chicken. I told him so and got a big closeup of the creepy chicken face.

No sleep for me tonight.

Looks like the Chicken caught on to http://www.xeni.net/images/bb/clipData.html - click on any of the links and you get a finger wag!

I wonder if it’s not updated regularly as people input new terms. One of them is “Alan Turing” lol