Yes, we are definitely enroute to perdition in substandard drayage!
–Adrift on the wastewater flow without an implement of self-generated propulsion!
–Left at an elevated location, entirely arid!
–Granted sexual favors by the local sovereign or a member of his immediate family!
That is all.
Hmm, see how many I can figure out:
We’re going to hell in a handbasket.
We’re up shit creek without a paddle.
Um, left out to dry on a mountain? No idea.
Screwed by the king and the dukes? Again nada. The caffeine hasn’t kicked in.
Then there’s:
Fornicating the canine of doubtful ancestry.
Left high and dry.
–And royally screwed!
Yours would be, F*** the dog bastards?
We are in a delapitated condition which commences at the low-pile shag carpeting and ascends indefinitely.
Screwing the pooch?
We are tardy by a period of twenty-four hours, and lacking eight bits toward sufficient funds!
Day late & a [del]byte[/del] dollar short!
You might elect to attempt aerial coition with a continuously axially reoriented and linearly displaced toroidal pastry.
[Hmmm… something to do with a flying f*** and a doughnut… what’s not to love?]
Close enough–“You can take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.”
Hee hee! Never heard that one. Much more colorful than a simple flying fuck. (and much more athletic.)
Post #5: “tore up from the floor up.”
We are experiencing challenges in the practical application of discernment vis a vis our anterior surface, and the realtime result of experimental excavation.
I’ve been royally fucked, up shit creek without a paddle and left high and dry all in the same day, but never had it so elegantly defined.
Vis-a-vis is always hyphenated. 
Beyond that bit of trivia, I’m clueless.
Ah! Ignorance fought. I thought there was some kind of dual diacritical mark thing going on with that phrase that I was ignoring. Had I known it was simple hyphens, I would have done it properly. I love hyphens. They’re like the safety pins of language.
Oh, and thank you. 
You’re welcome!
Please tell me what it means, the practical application of discernment thing! It’s driving me crazy!
To put it another way, We have insufficient information at the present time to make an arbitrary committment regarding the matter of the fundament with respect to the quarry.
Oh, yes, Brujaja, thanks ever so much for that clue. 
Whoa, sorry, we had a simulpost incident there, and I’ve only just noticed your request.
I can be clumsy like that. Sometimes, I can’t tell my ass from a hole in the ground.
Moved MPSIMS --> the Game Room.