A Clockwork Range - Alex and his droogs move to the country and terrorize the local cattle.
200 Motes - While the Mothers of Invention cavort with groupies, Frank Zappa is back at the Holiday Inn counting dust specks.
Pup Fiction - about a little dog called Bill.
Reservoir Dog - the sequel - Bill ends up living in a reservoir
Ackie Brown Bad Dog! Bad! About the time Bill left a mess on the rug.
Inglourious Bastard - Bill sires some offspring
Ill Bill - Bill’s autumn years
Don’t forget the sequel, “F”, in which he starts a school shootout after failing a class.
I’m Not Here: The Story of Dave.
The Passion of the Chris: A man’s love for historical re-enactments annoys his neighbors, who capture and execute him
Monty Python and the Holy Rail: The Knights of King Artur journey to find the mythical mass transit system that will save their kingdom
Raveheart: Ancient Scottish dancers defend their clubs from hipster English people who just don’t “get it”
30: A bunch of Spartans get ambushed and killed by like a million Persians
A Christmas Tory – Little Ralphie begs Santa Claus to bring Margaret Thatcher back to 10 Downing Street
Oh, they SAID their plane crashed in the Andes and they had to eat the dead to avoid starvation while waiting to be rescued…but it’s all A Lie!
Ron: A loose-cannon software programmer is sucked into the strange world of his neighbour’s apartment.
New Ear’s Eve: A star-studded cast celebrates the night before life-changing plastic surgery.
Chocoat: The story of Willy Wonka’s amazing rise and tragic fall in the fashion industry.
Mazes and Monster: A psychological thriller about a man who passes through the walls of his reality and finds that his reprehensible actions are all that exist to the universes “mazemakers”.
Office Pace – the devil takes the hindmost in the 9-to-5 rat race
Hudsucker Roxy – hula hoop inventor gets his chance in showbiz…you know, for the kids
Taxi River – depressed loner digs his own canal to cleanse New York City of its lowlife filth
Danes with Wolves – Scandinavian immigrants long to see the American frontier before it is gone forever
The English Patent- How the invention of toilet paper changed the world
Harry Otter- Seaworld’s newest attraction
The Hanover- A documentary on frozen vegetables
Underdo- A history of underachievement
Airspray…and other useless products you might buy from late night tv
Gone With the Win- A thief steals the lottery winner’s money
Sakes on a Plane: There’s (hic) way too much (hic) drinking on this plane.
Eva Almighty- The famous Gabor sister develops a God complex
Fining Nemo- Nemo finally gets caught and has to pay for his numerous underwater traffic infractions
An Inconvenient Ruth- The true story of how Babe Ruth was always dropping in on his friends unannounced at the worst possible times