Succinctly spoil a movie (obviously, open spoilers)

You just walked out of a movie theater. Outside is a HUGE line waiting to see whatever you just saw. For whatever reason, you have an irresistible urge to ruin the movie for everyone and you yell as loud as you possibly can, “________________!!!”

[li]Name the movie the previous poster saw.[/li]
[li]Ruin a different movie.[/li][/ol]

I’ll start with an easy one:

“Darth Vader is Luke’s father!”

*Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
“Soylent Green is people!”

Soylent Green

The slipper fits


Shark go BOOM!


The helpful guy with the limp did it

The Usual Suspects

“The narrator is Tyler Durden!”

Fight Club

Bruce Willis dies, then meets a kid who sees dead people.

The Sixth Sense.

Rosebud was his sled.

Citizen Kane.

The alien invaders are naked and allergic to water.


Derek turns left and the prime minister is saved.

The blind-but-not-blind butler is actually the dead guy who is actually the deaf-mute cook.

Hmmmm, looks like you folks need a clue. OK:

That’s a lot of detectives!

Murder By Death. [NOT Clue…]
She is a he.

The Crying Game

Satan hired him to find himself.

You sure you’ve got that right?

Angel Heart

Three hours, thirty-six minutes of desert studies; a large cast helps out with the foreground composition.

I thought he might be going for that, but he wasn’t searching for himself.

Lawrence of Arabia

Jason didn’t do it.

Granted, it depends on your definition of “himself”.

^ I don’t know of a definition of “himself” that works. Johnny Favorite was not Satan.

“He found himself…and Satan paid him to do it!”

Is that better? Can we have fun again now please?