Sudden shsrp, pinprick pain in penis

Pain in both heels, bouts of pain in one eye lasting for several minutes, slight pain in hips…

Cause: Arthritis !!!

Reactive arthritis, an autoimmune condition often brought on by food poisoning (I had a nasty bout of food poisoning a few months back).

The above was deduced from a Google search.

Arthritis in the eyeball? That’s something I haven’t heard before.

Maybe, just maybe, Google search isn’t the best way to diagnose major medical conditions. Just sayin!

Go to a Dr. Sooner, rather than later.

Self diagnosing a pain in your eye based on an Internet search seems the very height of foolishness, to me. ( I am really, really attached to being able to see though!)

Well, I’m glad you figured it out. I was going to guess that someone is sticking a pin into a voodoo doll that looks a lot like you.

Have any of your special friends been:
[ul]
[li]Native to Australia?[/li][li]Possessed of a tendency to go on the defensive and shut you out when threatened?[/li][li]Primarily nocturnal?[/li][li]Desirous to anoint new things?[/li][li]Able to communicate through a complex system of grunts, squeals, and sniffles?[/li][li]Omnivorous?[/li][li]Considered an invasive species in New Zealand or the Scottish isles?[/li][/ul]If you answered yes to one or more of those questions, you may be [del]dead[/del] dating a hedgehog. And we all know what you can never do with a hedgehog.

(It would explain the thread title, anyway.)

Candiru?

And of course it’s the pain in your penis that has to be mentioned in the thread title.
Go see a doctor.