Suggestions for witty sayings on retirement part cake

[GrumpyBunny]

@Anaamika

“You’re dead to us”. But with that, put the happiest pictures on the cake. Get Princesses if you can. Make the writing pink. As cute and happy and loving as possible.

I wouldn’t leave a workplace that had people that entertaining in it!

I do like the 404: Job not found one best

[jharvey963]

My retirement party has come and gone, and I thought I’d let you know the results.

I told the baker to put

404: Job Not found

in large computer letters on the cake, and then in smaller letters

Happy Retirement, J
So the baker decided to get creative without asking me – and it actually turned out very well. The majority of the cake was decorated to look like a computer screen with “404 Job Not Found” prominent on the page, and then a lot of other text you would find on a 404 page, with “page” replaced with “job” or “responsibility”.

I was very happy with the results.

Just wanted to let everyone know.

J.

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

@stillownedbysetters

One that made me laugh out loud when it finally clicked in my head, but which would require a certain type of audience to appreciate, was:

Next time, buy better tires.

Am I the only one who doesn’t get this?
mmm

ETA: How weird. I got it just as I clicked Submit Reply.

[Quartz]

@stillownedbysetters

Next time, buy better tires.

Nope, I don’t get this.

I really love the ‘404 Job Not Found’ line.

[Anaamika]

@Quartz

Nope, I don’t get this.

I really love the ‘404 Job Not Found’ line.

Because he is "re"tired, yuk, yuk, yuk. It is a terrible, terrible joke, and this is coming from a lover of puns.

[Quartz]

@Anaamika

Because he is "re"tired, yuk, yuk, yuk. It is a terrible, terrible joke, and this is coming from a lover of puns.

Nope. Not even funny; rather insulting, actually. Now, had it been, “Nice set of new tyres”, then I might have granted it.

[Snnipe_70E]

Congratulations
Happy WOW2. (With Out W-2)

[Philster]

@jharvey963

My retirement party has come and gone, and I thought I’d let you know the results.

I told the baker to put

404: Job Not found

in large computer letters on the cake, and then in smaller letters

Happy Retirement, J
So the baker decided to get creative without asking me – and it actually turned out very well. The majority of the cake was decorated to look like a computer screen with “404 Job Not Found” prominent on the page, and then a lot of other text you would find on a 404 page, with “page” replaced with “job” or “responsibility”.

I was very happy with the results.

Just wanted to let everyone know.

J.

Thanks for the update!

My wit paid off… for once… and for someone else… !!!

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