Suggestions requested

In My Humble Opinion
1

Since I am soliciting opinions, that makes this a topic for IMHO, although I will concede crossover with Cafe because of the historical tie in.

I am part of a men’s group that usually closes meetings with St. Thomas Aquinas’ Serenity Prayer,

 *God grant me  the  serenity to
       accept the things I cannot change;
 the courage to change the things that
       I can;
 and the wisdom to know the 
       difference*

Nice, good sentiment, but very much a cliche in the circles that I run around in.

Being the smartass that I am, I’d like something similar in meaning and sentiment, but pithily witty and funny. It’ll be fun to shake them up a bit. Can the Dope community help?

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Don’t know if this is what you are looking for or not, but hey works for me!

3

Try this on for size. There’s also a printable version.

4

Remember but three things in life.

Dance as though you’re in pain.

Love as though you don’t need the money.

Work whenever someone is watching.

5

The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.