Super Bowl 2003 Halftime

Good GOD Sting and No Doubt rocked! Shania (although she was so obviously and PAINFULLY lipsynching) put on good show.

To pull “Message in a Bottle” out of mothballs on the world’s stage took guts but I give it two thumbs up.

Memo to Ja-Rule & Ashanti:

Your halftime show sucked. Please watch a tape of Sting/Gwen/Shania to get a clue.

I thought it sucked ass.

Mmmmmmmmm, Sting Drool
I agree, that fucking rocked. And it was much, much better than last year’s catastrophe.

I agree, it was a very good show once No Doubt came on stage. Coulda lived without Shania, although she is pleasant to look at.
Sting and Gwen together was very cool.

What’s the deal with Sting’s shirt.

This years half-time show was pretty good.

The Gollum bit on SNL was good.

We loves the Bucs!
(lighting/angle change)
We hates the Bucs!
(lighting/angle change)
We loves the Raiders!
(lighting/angle change)
We hates the Raiders
Brian

Gwen Stephani Saves Superbowl halftime !!!
usually it’s a cluster fuk

notice Sting didn’t do any Sting ?

brought back an old Police ditty

firstest most bestest most rockenest half time ever.

we loves the precious !!!

I liked the show which is suprising since most of the half time shows suck. Shania was eye candy, though I didn’t catch her lip synching. In fact I thought she dropped a couple of notes which made me think she was actually singing.

No Doubt rocked and, as usual, Gwen was more eye candy. The No Doubt-Sting part rocked as well.

Overall I give the show an A.

Slee

I just realized that Shania looks kinda like Fran Drescher. I liked her outfit (my reaction was something akin to “Mmm…tits.” Yes, I know I’m a sicko.)

i thought Gwen’s voice sounded alot shittier than usual, but hey…I’ll take her <wink>

and Shania had so many effects on her (lipsynched?) voice she sounded like Stephan Hawking with tits. (mmmm…tits)
and then of course theres Sting (mmm…tits)

I was very distracted by Shania’s boobs.

Gwen rock-diddily-ocked!

And Sting… my future husband… unless I get Gwen first. :smiley:

They could’ve left Message in a Bottle in mothballs as far as I’m concerned, but I do like Sting. Don’t like Shania and it was obvious to me she was lipsynching. They should’ve used Bon Jovi in the half-time show instead of at the end.

I was thinking for a while there that Shania was going to join them in a big MitB singfest at the end, but she didn’t. I wonder… whose decision was that?

Sting: I don’t want that silly bint working my song! If she comes on the stage, I go off.
Gwen: Bet the wimp won’t do it because she’ll have to sing this one! Not only that, but she’ll look and sound stupid as hell.
Shania: I’m too good for the 50 year old has-been, the 30 year old slut, and the 20 year old faux classic. Plus my voice has a hitch to it.

I was kind of expecting “Desert Rose”, but had no reason to. I was also listening to Shania sing her 2-3 year old song, thinking “way to pump the new album!” :rolleyes:

Y’all were watching her lips? :wink:

U2 would’ve been an awesome show last year if they didn’t have 9-11 to deal with. But then, if you want to get all sanctimonious, you gotta get U2. The big shocker would’ve been if they hadn’t played the Super Bowl. :wink:

Mmmm… Shania’s lips.

I was impressed by Shania’s subtle, understated fashion sense.

(Oh, by the way, I’m being sarcastic.)

Really?

The SNL halftime show was pretty good until the end. Jimmy Fallon’s musical number was painful to watch.

Two things I noted during this; 1) As afr as Shania goes, I can get by hitting the “mute” button and watching her do anything at all.

  1. I’m sure they picked a Police song over Sting’s solo stuff because, face it, his solo stuff is sloooow. Could you imagine them ending the show with “Fields of Gold?”

When Shania came out the first thing that went through my head was, “Lady Vader has the first number”. I kept calling her “Darth Twain” throughout her song.

Sting was flat. I like his music (and that of Police) but he was flat.

But I prefer flat and live over lip-synching any day.

Wait, what was wrong with last year’s show? U2 was awesome. Personally, I thought it was much better than this year’s show.

And what was up with Shania’s drummer? You know you’re not a good drummer if you have to put on protective eyewear.