RTA
1
Seattle? Win it?
Vegas sure didn’t think so
Guess we know why now.
Mick Jagger looks old
Not as old as John Madden
Getting there, for sure.
The wheels on the Bus
Went round and round, round and round;
What a great career!
Congratulations!
Airman Doors waited for years -
Now can we drop it?
Why stay up so late
To watch two teams I don’t like
Play in a big dome?
It must be because
After this comes zero. Zip.
Nada* (*The Pro Bowl.)
Wake me in August
A new season, full of hope
Beats hoops any day.
Stay up so late? It was over by 10, gramps. 
Referee you suck
Seattle would not have won
outcoached, beat themselves
Pittsburgh not good either
Two INTs, no touchdown
Big ben struck sour note
NFL : One last,
final last in Hawaii
Nobody cares, though
Any good commercials?
“that killed him”, streaker, monkeys!
Angus is priceless
Good job, black and gold
But don’t think of repeating
Next year: Giants’ win!
Hahahahaha!
I can’t stop guffawing
You’re a funny guy
It’s been a great year
The 'Burgh gets one for the thumb
Seattle does not
Rolling Stones. Please boys.
You look anemic and sad.
It’s time to retire.
Draelin
7
Painting my bedroom
Only watch for commercials …
Missed the whole damn thing.
Superbowl XL
Stop with the Roman Numerals
Though, XL was cool
Seahaks fans bitching
They would have lost it anyway
But the refs did suck
Don’t count your Giants
In Superbowl XLI
Lions go next year!
CBCD
9
Bettis said “I’m done”
Cowher’s jaw juts like granite
Disneyworld - take me
phungi
10
Andy Reid, take 2
clock management eludes him
the walrus is Mike
heartbroken head coach
repressing and denying
midnight buffet binge
I’m sorry, but the B.C. Lions play in the Canadian Football League, so they would go to the Grey Cup, not the Super Bowl.
Whatever were you thinking?
A haiku for Snooooopy:
You think you’re funny
Foolish is how you will feel
When Detroit Lions win
Triumphant Stillers
Happy Yinzers everywhere
Fark says Duke still sucks
What chance do the Lions have if their fans can’t remember to avoid putting six syllables in the last line of a haiku?
Detroit is one sylable if you say it correctly.
(I knew I would be busted, but it didn’t sound good any other way)
phungi
16
head bowed, reverently
over beer and porterhouse
he belches “DA BEARS!”
CBCD
17
What shall I do now?
My life - hollow til next Fall
But wait! College hoops!
was there a game on?
sorry must have been sleeping
now bring on some hoops!
CBCD
19
Syllable infraction by phungi in first line. Six syllables instead of five. Repeat haiku
You don’t pronounce it “rev-rent-ly”?