Super Bowl XLVII Thread

How long will it take them to figure out how to get the scoreboard to stop flashing “12:00”?

You guys are killing me. :smiley:

I was taking a bath because I don’t care about football, but they’ve got my attention now!

The worst thing about a Ravens win is that they’ll be two dead people and Ray Lewis will be down one suit tomorrow.

I would suggest that when a team is playing as horribly as San Francisco is, essentially ANYTHING that breaks up the routine of what’s going on has to be seen as a potential life saver.

Who’s ingested more bennies, the players or the announcers? Geez, take a breath.

Mrs Piper has switched to Downton Abbey.

Beyonce’s coming back out. Not to sing, though. They’re putting her in for Kaepernick.

Only in the CFL. :wink:

Hey, at least this is better that the '89 World Series, when San Francisco staged an earthquake to try to break the A’s momentum…

I wonder what explanation got John Harbaugh so hot.

If this was pro wrestling, when the lights come back, Joe Montana, Dwight Clark, Jerry Rice, and Roger Craig would be laying out the Ravens with baseball bats, while Jim Ross screams “OMIGAWD”.

I keep quiet on this shit but all you “Ray Loois is a muyderer!” people crack me up. Yeah I’ma Ravens fan. I don’t care. I hope they win this game but I’ve been a nervous wreck the past two weeks. Hate on everybody.

Alicia Keys was amazing. Destiny’s Children should’ve sang Survivor though. Transformers truly are more than meets the eye.

Sounds like it was!

Wondering that too. Guessing that its about the extra delay for warmups, he probably wants to restart ASAP.

Nagel’s Revenge!

I love how you “kept quiet” until the Ravens were up by 22. Funny how that works.

I suppose it does require you to try to laugh things off to root for a murderer as the face of your franchise. Apparently the only people who think Ray Lewis is a murderer are people with bad spelling (or pronunciation?) and everyone involved with the case.

Ray Lewis is a colossal piece of shit. Lots of NFL players are shit bags too, Ray is in a special class but he’s not unique. However he’s a massive hypocrite and prima donna too. Being a scumbag is one thing, being a scumbag who mugs for the camera and tries to work god into every sentence makes it a million times worse.

Most of the shitbags in the NFL aren’t embraced by their teams and fanbases as the face of the franchise for 15 years. The ravens are fairly unique in their scumminess.

I actually scored tickets to this game. New Orleans is amazing! I took a picture for you all to enjoy:

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