How much chocolate and Jack Daniels
would it cost me to become a “Super Doper Member”?
Man, that’s just nasty. Kettle One and chocolate, now that’s tasty.
That Jack Daniels is for squirrel hunting.
Of course, that depends on who you’re giving the chocolate and Jack to.
Friends don’t let friends post drunk, folks.
A “Super Doper Member” isn’t something you *are, *it’s something you have.
First you mix them together, then light touch paper and stand well back.
I notice you’re leaving the thread open. 
Well, according to a spam currently in my inbox, you can have a “super duper member” for only $1.41 per pill.
It helps, but as I explained to the officer, “A shotgun works best.”
Fortunately, I no longer have friends.
Sew?
I think, therefore I am.
I am what I am.
I am what I have.
I’ll have am and wry.
I’ve got nothing here.
Really? Is that the email you get? The only email I get tells me how I’m already man enough and don’t need any more money!
Oops, forgot this one so I’ll pretend this is an edit.
Oh no you won’t. I don’t want anything to do with your member.
Perhaps you do not understand the term “Charter Member”.
Speaking of ghastly combos … BTW, it’s Ketel, not Kettle.
I think the OP has a great idea. Super Doper Member is what I wanna be (in addition to have). TPTB could charge extra for it.