I’m a guy, and I fail to understand how it can take more than 2 minutes to finish defecation. Drop trou, sit, let loose, wipe, stand, raise trou, flush, wash. It’s no more involved than urination; only difference is trousers must be moved and wiping must occur.
Summer, I hope. I hate it when the seat is cold. :eek:
Have your wife call me, we can draft a proposal and try to flush out a few more team mates 
I am the one who reads in the lavatory–but I read while stirring stuff on the stove.
My husband is the in and out of the loo person.
Pooping is very idiosyncratic.