A super effecient, variable-speed metabolism. It would slow down for those times when I’d need to conserve calories (Or play dead), I’d heal wounds like Wolverine, I’d have enhanced speed and strength on demand, and I’d have the perfect body.
I wouldn’t mind having electrical powers: Lightning, an elecrostatic forcefield, and the ability to control electronic devices.
Super speed, ala The Flash.
Shapeshifting.
capacitor wrote:
Only problem is, once you’ve done something, it’s no longer impossible, so then you wouldn’t be able to do it anymore! Once you’ve inhaled that first breath in outer space, breathing in space is possible, so you won’t be able to take a second breath.
(from behind wall): ACHOO!
Crook #1: What’s that sound?
(Crashing through the wall comes our hero)
Crooks #1 and 2: Oh No! It’s Bodily Emissions Man!
BEM: Yes, my X-ray sneeze revealed you robbing this vault. Now drop those revolvers, or I’ll spit!
Crook #2: You don’t scare us.
BEM: Hakkkkk; PTUI! Hakkkkkk; PTUI!
(Guns flying out of their hands) P-DANGggg. P-DANGGggg.
BEM: Come along quietly. Don’t make me use the Red Dog.
Crooks: Alright! Alright!
(BEM takes one under each arm and takes to the skies to deliver the evildoers to justice)
BRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPpppppppppppppp
Crook #1: Say, how are we flying?
Crook #2: You don’t want to know. Just be glad we’ve got a headwind.
[The fun part is the sound effects.]