In twelve hours time, I will be at a party, the theme of which is Superheroes. I need to come up with an idea and a costume, in about two hours. The superhero is imaginary, such as ‘Junior Executive Boy’ with powers such as ‘marketing skills’, and ‘the ability to photocopy’. Lame, I know. So I turn to you.
Who can I be. The costume must be simple, made from readily available household items. I also need powers.
Liquor Man- Has the ability to make ridicoulously large amounts of alcohol disappear while making passes at his best friends wife.
Also has the ability to throw up in the punch bowl and pass out in a flash.
Note: Liquor Man reverts to his weaker, non super powered alter ego Apology Man when Liquor man wakes up from his hangover.
run to your nearest drug store and buy several packages of those little self-adhesive black velcro circles. Then wearing a all black (Turtleneck, sweatpants, cape, if you got one) stick whatever amusing little odds and ends you have lying around the house all over your bodysuit. mini-flashlight, fork, teabag, coin, electrical cord adapter, anything that’s bright colored plastic helps. Bring the extra velcro with you and during the party find household objects or party snacks and stick them to you as well. My freind wound up with several girls who just loved taking his velcro items on and off and looking for things to secure to him.
Ditto Master, the man with the ability to repeat back anything that is said to him, and his sidekick, Echo Boy!
Safety-pin a bunch of printer paper all over your clothes. Tell people you’re Chameleon Man, with the ability to change your coloration to match your background. Unfortunately, your arch-enemy, the Stabilizer, shot you with an anti-chamelon ray when you were walking through a Copymat, and now you’re stuck.