I’m the underboss so I delegate. I hire a PR firm. Or rather, I consult with the one we already hire. I will, of course, pass to them the security camera footage showing the true version of events.
I didn’t make it clear in the OP so nobody had to agree, but I envisioned Karen having AUDIO recorded the conversation with Bob, not video. Even bleary eyed and with a broken hand, Bob would have noticed a camera-phone aimed at him. Similarly, I disbelieve that there is security camera footage of the encounter. It happened in the locker room, and Bob was pantsless (something Karen surely wanted, not simply because Bob is hot but so she could twist his words to make him sound like a perv).
It’s still not even live yet & we have another eligible female on the site.
Spiderman does the first <swipe left> on the site. :dubious:
I think the easiest solution would be to kill Karen in a very violent fashion in front of the large mob of protesters while screaming, “Does anyone else have a problem with how I do my job?” As Machiavelli put it, It’s better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
It’s probably for the best that I don’t have super-powers.
He needs to apologize for being a total jerk, that much is clear.
On the serial killer subject, he should do a little research to firm up numbers, but the simple truth is that it takes teams of people years to find and catch serial killers and his super powers do not give him a particular advantage in that field. Furthermore, it is estimated something like 40 serial killers are active at any one time and so there will always be superheroes he cannot handle.
The time to call him in is after the villain is identified as being super-powered, when it’s clear that Bob’s skills are needed.
Anyway, the next project is to get someone to do his PR and negotiations. Agents work on commission, and they can handle these things for him. The PR work he might even find for free, since a young professional would surely benefit from having such a high profile client.
Other than that, Bob needs to go find a good de-greaser.
Yep, as long as we can make it after 9. Every Friday Bob’s rogues gallery tries to break out of superjail and we have to round them back up, but after that I’m free for the rest of the night.
Ummmm, Hello? 
Did you forget that my nickname is “Webslinger” & that rounding up miscreants & leaving them (literally) hanging around for PD to pick-up is my specialty?
Or is it you want to get to know me better before introducing me to your friends?
Also, you’re free for the rest of the night…ALL night? 
Sorry, it’s an insurance liability issue. HR would freak right out, and besides, Trigger Warning Lad would probably sue the pants off us for not respecting his arachnophobia. Nothing personal.
(*Alllllllll *night… ;))
Haven’t read the thread, so you get the unfiltered reaction:
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I am very disappointed that you apparently mixed up the pictures of Karen and the Kaiju. Please be more careful about that in the future.
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For Bob, joke em if they can’t take a fuck. Close up shop, fly somewhere tropical and snort blow off hooker’s asses if that’s what you’re into. Go off the grid, live in peace. And if you feel like doing something heroic, you can. Or not.
Do you have any pie other than raspberry?
The flaw with your reasonable plan is that Bob obviously WANTS to help people in a more systematic way than he did when he was a slacker superhero. Otherwise there’s no reason not to sink his own fortune into it. I expect it’s a Dad thing.