Too Much Coffee Man is a personal favorite. http://www.tmcm.com
THE … pyu-MAY … man, doo doo doo doo doo…
Piltdown Man.
The Spirit?
Are there any female superheros who dont have a swimsuit model physique?
Danger Mouse and Inspector Gadget.
And a hearty laugh to Cervaise’s Piltdown Man. Unless he’s actually a superhero now and I missed that…
Flaming Carrot
Or, for that matter, any of the Mystery Men.
Amanda Waller doesn’t really count, I guess.
Krypto is only considered attractive by real bitches.
Ma Hunkle, the Red Tornado
Big Bertha (A shape-changer; ironically, a swimsuit model in her secret identity}
Sharon Ventura, in She-Thing mode
Dinah Soar
Agatha Harkness
Monstress
Mighty Mary
Madame Web
Bone
Arthur (the Tick’s sidekick)
Well, strictly speaking, She-Hulk doesn’t have a “swimsuit model” physique. Neither does Callisto They could, however, easily crush my skull like a grape.
DC’s Oracle…well, she may be wheelchair bound, but she seems to keep her figure pretty well.
Yeah, maybe he qualifies as a superdumbass though. He accidentally bludgeons his way through problems.
None of the Golden age heroes had a bodybuilder/swimsuit model physique. Many of the men wore loose fitting costumes (including the Flash, for whom it would make sense to have a skin tight costume). Those who didn’t, such as Supes, Batman, Hawkman, tended to built like professional boxers of the time; big and beefy, but no six-packs or v-shapes. The most prominent female heroes of the time, Wonder Woman and Hawkgirl, wore less than revealing costumes; Wonder Woman originally had a knee-length skirt, later some rather modest shorts, and the most you’d see of Hawkgirl was her shoulders and arms.
Sheesh, that Groo, what a mendicant. :rolleyes:
I can’t believe everyone forgot about Elephant Man.
Bicycle Repair Man.
Fortunately, Phantom Lady was there to take up the, heh-heh, slack.