Sure fire way to keep from catching teh gay...

Just use this conditioner!

However, it says here (scroll down) that it’s 80% more likely he’ll lose control…

Well, dang…is it effective, or not? Sheesh!

An “anti-poof” product which encourages threesomes …

Thanks for the chuckle. :smiley:

Does the “anti-flat” formula promote breast enhancement?

Liquid Penile Enhancement.