during the war???
I know this is supposed to be humorous, but I can’t see any way to parse the sentence that way.
(An easier joke is why a dictionary’s content should be unusual just because it was polished.)
What, that guy with the eyepatch and the expensive shirt?!? 
If you played Pictionary, you’d know that the nationality is capitalized. 
How do you draw a picture of a capital P?
Arrow pointing upward next to a small green circle?
Computer programmers say that a Fortran programmer can write Fortran code in any language, and a C programmer can write C code in any language.
(it’s probably true for all computer languages, but those were the two big ones at the time the saying took off)
You don’t. It’s up to the other players to figure out when they’re needed. Did you miss that episode of Big Bang Theory? (The difference between nail polish and Polish sausage?)
It was a joke. Well, until it needed to be explained it was.
Oh, I got the joke. But the answer’s still the same.
Listen, Betty, don’t start up with your white zone shit again.
I remember him as the captain in the original Poseidon Advenenture
I know it’s been discussed before but I really recommend a double feature of Zero Hour and Airplane!
As an aside, in the past fortnight the missus was watching a selection of disaster movies (1970-80s). My Lord, they were insufferable for me to watch now. Cheesy, overacted, padded. And hair.
But back then they were so popular. They were the Marvel superhero films of their day. They just kept coming out and people wanted more.
I could see Jack Webb’s career taking a similar trajectory, making fun of his supposed super straightness.
Fun fact; they were married IRL.
They were not only married, in real life they both did actual PA announcements at LAX at the time.
[dramatically whips off sunglasses]
[still wearing sunglasses]
Barbra Streisand killed him in Nuts where he played an abusive john (in black bikini briefs).
And the CIA agent Patrick McGoohan murdered in an episode of Columbo.