Spoiler-avoidance first post for our west coasters and time shifters…
Watching it now…
They just said to see where players go when they’re voted off, go to Watch Survivor Season 45 Episode 3: No Man Left Behind - Full show on CBS. Went there and got this:
Okay, I didn’t see one yet for tonight’s show, so if I somehow missed it, let a mod know.
Parvati’s wheeling and dealing so fast even she doesn’t know what alliances she’s in anymore. Pissing off Amanda by making deals for her without consult was a bad idea, though.
God, Ozzy works FAST! I have a feeling some quality time was spent on Exile Island last episode. Amanda was not happy about that…Alexis made a fairly major enemy by scooting right for Ozzy’s arms. Alexis reminds me of Nia Vardalis a little…
Natalie, on the other hand, appears to be a human/extraterrestrial hybrid. There’s something just…wrong…about her head. And when they showed her walking in the jungle with Amanda/Parvati (can’t remember which) and Cirie, her arms were about half again as long as a normal person’s. Weirdness…
What was with the bats on the table?! Ewwww…James just dug into those! I half expected him to start singing “Crazy Train” or something. I thought there was only one Ozzy on the island? 
I can’t watch competitions like this one very well, the same way I can’t watch someone having an asthma attack in a movie (The Hand That Rocks The Cradle did a number on me with the scene where the mother starts wheezing after discovering Julianne Moore in the collapsed greenhouse…). I end up having trouble breathing myself sometimes just from sympathetic reaction.
Y’know, Eliza really should have told Jason, “Okay, if you’re so sure this is the HII, give ME the necklace and use this one!” Goodbye, Eliza…we barely got 15 minutes of your trademark paranoia this whole season!
No, but you did get probably 15 minutes of her standing in the background, eerily still like she was watching from the netherworld…her eyes would flit back there and remind me of the trees in Lord of the Rings.
She seriously reminded me of one of those Japanese girl ghosts that all the movies a few years ago were about…standing stock still with big eyes so you barely notice them until they move and then suddenly they’re RIGHT THERE!
It was funny when Probst commented on how noticeable it was when she rolled her eyes, he probably found it distracting, like someone shining a light in your eyes when you’re trying to read.
Going by the preview, we can assume that Ozzy doesn’t get voted off next week. That was a bit obvious, even for Survivor.
But he’d better have a rock-solid allaince, or keep winning immunity, because the idea is out there, and they’ll get him sooner or later. Better hope he can shaft Cirie or Parvati next week, just to be safe.
Seems to be in line with his strategy thus far…
I honest to god can’t tell all the various nubile young women apart, so much of the whispering and back and forthing last night was totally lost on me.
It’s possible that Alexis didn’t know that Amanda and Ozzy were an item.
Natalie reminds me of this guy.
Greatest cast ever, if you ask me. Apart from Cirie, it’s basically hot chicks and challenge aces; a perfect combination.
Jason calling Ozzy arrogant was the very height of irony. What a dumbass. He got lucky that his crow nose could push a quarter inch higher through the steel bars and fancied himself to be the better man. And then the whole thing with the stick. I just can’t wait until there’s something actually athletic so Ozzy can beat his ass. (I’m assuming Ozzy doesn’t win immunity next week since the preview showed him hopelessly ahead in the challenge.) All this targeting of him is a waste of energy and strategy. I feel like his monkey is going to help him by sabotaging such plans. (“I’m a monkey, and Ozzy’s the Zookeeper!”)
On Cirie… I like her interviews. She has a good grasp of the overall picture, and describes it well.
Oh, you’re EVIL…I like that.
By the way, jayjay, I agree with you about the necklace versus the stick. In fact, if Bugeyes hadn’t been so stupid, she wouldn’t have acted like it was fake. She would have manipulated him into doing exactly what you said. “Ya know what would really be dramatic? If you gave me the necklace at tribal council and then play the hidden idol yourself. We’d make Survivor history together!” He would have been dumb enough to fall for it.
And I agree with you on Cirie, Liberal. This season wouldn’t be half as entertaining without her Greek chorus in confessionals.
Serious question – can you tell them apart? or is that completely irrelevant to your enjoyment?
[Blooregard Q. Kazoo]
It’s hoooooooot in Toooopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeka!
[/Bloo]
Sorry.
Speaking as someone who isn’t particularly moved by their physical attributes, I can tell them apart. I can’t always remember what name goes with which one, but I can tell them apart.
Hell, I can even tell the guys apart. James is Goliath, Ozzy is David, Erik’s a monkey, and Jason’s a douchebag. See?
snerk
On the rare occasions that I end up watching Foster’s, Bloo is definitely my favorite character…