I swear, I read rockle’s post and thought she wrote “Ian has a bigger dork” - it really put a different spin on her post.
Having cleared that up on a second reading, here are:
The imitation RICH RANKINGS:
FORGOT TO FILE A 1040- I guess you couldn’t outwit everyone!
Brad: On the positive side, you get to smirk at people from the jury bench.
EATING BEEF JERKY- You’re still playing, but you’re praying for a tribe scramble!
Jonathan: A huge drop. Your only hope now is that everyone else realizes you’ll get no votes and carries you to the final two.
Candice: The secret to winning is having a plan. You threw away the game to hang out with your boyfriend.
Adam: You’ll be in danger as soon as people realize how dangerous you’re becoming.
WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A MERGE?- Middle of the pack players, the lotta ya!
Parvati: Might get swept away in the anti-white backlash if you’re not careful.
Sundra: In the new smaller tribe, you might be the one getting voted out.
HEY! LOOK AT HIS MOHAWK-You might make the merge, but you’re grimacing from the jury row!
Becky: If people don’t want to go after Yul directly, they’ll target you instead.
Jenny: You need to step up and start making some moves or you’re going to get lost in the shuffle.
LOOKING FOR A BIG TOM TO ENGLISH DICTIONARY- Big Tom has spent more combined days on the show than anyone. But he didn’t quite grab the brass ring.
Rebecca: You got some breathing room this week. Use it to advance yourself.
Ozzy: You’ve moved into a solid place in the tribe but the tribe itself is in danger.
ARE YOU A RAT OR A SNAKE?- Reserved for a MAXIMUM of two players. You have to be in the driver’s seat for this spot.
Nate: Dare I say it? You’ve gone from being the odd man out to the guy people go to for deals.
Yul: Still personally strong but in a much weaker situation than you were last week.