Fuck Mr. Burglar. If he’d decided to spend the evening volunteering down at the soup kitchen, or even just stayed home and not been out doing crime, he wouldn’t have lost his life in such a hilarious fashion. He initiated the chain of events that resulted in his own death. Fuck him. You want empathy from me? Find the story about the guy who got eaten by an alligator while he was trying to deliver the serum to the orphanage.