Two days til swampfest! I’m all excited! I get to skulk around underground Seattle and have dinner with a buncha Dopers. WOOHOO!!!
Yeah! My male harem may include hubby after all. He should be finished with class by 5:00. Unfortunately, the class is hands-on in High Angle and Confined Space Rescue. He might be a bit whupped, so no guarranty.
I’m excited to meet some other Dopers. I’ve intended to go to Tuesday Night Trivia many times, but it hasn’t worked out.
Just so I actually end up with the right group of crazy peeps, I’ll be the fat, 60ish, woman with reddish brown shoulder length hair. Jason has a mostly shaved head, Walter is thin and angular. Hubby very fair 6’2" and looks like a firefighter.
Since we’re driving together, I’m not bringing my best feature… the 'Vette. 
We’ll see you at 6:30ish at Chinook’s If we get there before you guys, we’ll grab a table. Shall I make a SDMB placard for the table?
Nah! Just yell out “Hi! Opal!” everytime somebody walks in. We’ll know who you are.
Very very tired. I flew in from D.C. last night.
And boy are my arms tired!
K. I got me an e/mail from cherry and forwarded my previous one to her. And I think that’s it!
Just in case Earthlink has taken down my ‘site,’ I’m 6’ tall, short brown hair, goatee, glasses. I look thin-ish with a shirt on, and I won’t be going shirtless, so it’s all good.
2 days ‘n’ countin’.
Heh, that’s great, because I’ll be the fat mid-20s woman with short dark red hair.
And a placard might not be a bad idea, Chinook’s can get a little noisy. Maybe we should decide on a name for our party, and whoever gets there first will get us on the list, and those who arrive later can just ask for the name?
I suggest either “swampbear” or “Cecil Adams.” Or we could do something completely different. 
I could just make a “Hi Opal” sign…
Forecast says it’ll be rainy Saturday and apparently all week. Just my luck. Guess that means I’ll need my swanky overcoat and an umbrella, huh?
I propose, since we’ve already been using it and all, that maybe the first to get there and get a table let em know that others will be arriving and will ask for the swampfest table. They’ll figure out we’re weird anyways, so we might as well remove all doubt from the start, I say.
It will be “showery” on Saturday. Sunday will be “rainy”. There is a difference, and only a Washingtonian would know this. Do not carry an umbrella; you will marked as an out of towner for sure! 
I think the “swampfest” table is a good idea.
For those of us meeting in Pioneer Square for the tour, how are we gonna know we’re all part of Swampfest, other than those that have seen pictures of each other? Or, have we all seen pictures of each other now?
We are still meeting in front of Doc Maynard’s right?
Yes, we have more words for rain than Inuits have for snow.
As the tour is about to shove off, say “Hi Opal” You’ll find each other.
We are meeting at Doc Maynard’s, drinkin’ beers, which is above the ticket office for the Underground. My description is above, as is picunurse’s. Worse comes to worse, call my cell phone and listen for the “Knight Rider” theme song.
That’s me.
The one big giveaway that you’ll be in the right place will be if I open my mouth. If you hear somebody that “tawks lak thi-yus” it’ll be me.
So, you’re saying no umbrella?
No umbrella if you want to look like you belong here. I kid, sometimes we Washingtonians break out umbrellas too; usually on really windy and rainy days so the umbrella can flip upside out and be useless anyway.
As far as “tawks lak thi-yus” goes, there are a lot folks here that talk like that. We are, after all, surrounded by military bases and naval stations. We get quite the mix of folks up in these parts.
Ok, fine then. Just look for the fat guy with the gray beard and bushy eyebrows that “tawks lak thi-yus.” That oughta narrow it down.
You could all wear red carnations. How cool would that be?!?!?
What’s an “umbrella?” If you carry one, we will surely know you.
I say we all wear magnolia blossoms, in honor of swampy being from Jawja an’ all. (Not to mention the Seattle neighborhood…)
No! Then I’d get confused and think I’m a bridesmaid. They do that a lot at weddings in these parts. Wear magnolia blossoms that is. Not confuse me for a bridesmaid. That’d be just too weird even for here.
We could all run around yelling: “I burning your dog!”
…I’m trying to think about something to do with peaches, but I just can’t find it today.
So somebody think of something to do with swampy wearing peaches, and I’ll be happy.
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We call them Bumbershoots…not that we use 'em, even for the festival.
Peach is a terrible color on me. Makes me look sallow. Ok, I don’t know exactly what sallow means but ya gotta admit it’s a cool lookin’ word. Besides, just cause I’m a fruit don’t mean I wear it.