I found this USB Swiss Army knife amusing.
And I thought you would too!
Damn. I can’t find a price or an ordering page. I also can’t decide if I really want it considering you can’t fly with a pocketknife. Sure, sure, they offer a “flight-safe” version, but who wants a pocketknife without a knife on it?!?
Plus, I gots the SAK with scissors, knife, phillips and standard screwdriver, pen, tweezers, bottle opener, file, and it’s the same size. I’d have to give up the phillips, tweezer and bottle opener for this one.
Damn.
You are like recurring nightmare… yannooowit?
Heh. Sorry. 
I’m very passionate about my swiss army knife. That product is like a link from heaven, Betty.
Whole new Use for a Swiss Army Knife
Cajun Man
for the SDMB