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is corporate-speak for Improve Office Morale according to The Corporate BS Generator
[QUOTE=The Corporate B.S. Generator]
For the ambitious business professional looking to get ahead in the industry.
Dazzle all the execs at your next business meeting…
Create your own corporate B.S. catch phrase!
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Have fun creating your own Corporate speak for your office!
There’s several “mission statement generators” online that are quite amusing.
Generating and enforcing such things are job-creators, in an economy in which manufactured gods are all made abroad and all paperwork is done by computers and all tasks are performed by robots.
“Globally simplify unique relationships”. I am not exactly sure what that means but I suspect it means that a whole bunch of people are getting fired.
“Quickly re-engineer interdependent supply chains”. I am fairly certain I could actually use this one at work without anyone batting an eye.
If their gods are all made abroad, why do people continue to worship them?
" ‘Synergistically’ was probably a whore from the start."
“And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made.”[indent]-- Simon and Garfunkel[/indent]
Couldn’t happen in Christian America!
Could it?