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My results are as follows:

<font face=“verdana,arial,geneva,helvetica”><font size=+0>Mark your calendar
or Palm V. You can expect to die on:</font></font>
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<font face=“verdana,arial,geneva,helvetica”><font size=+4>August 16,
2035</font></font>
<font face=“verdana,arial,geneva,helvetica”><font size=+2>at the age
of <font color="#FF0000">66</font> years old.</font></font></center>

<font face=“verdana,arial,geneva,helvetica”><font size=+0>On that date
you will most likely die from:</font></font>

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Cancer (22%)</font></font>
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Heart Attack (13%)</font></font>
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Electrolysis (12%)</font></font>
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Alien Abduction (8%)</font></font>
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Alcoholism (5%)</font></font>


Yer pal,
Satan

Well, I am checking out on May 1, 2060 at the age of 85. Not too shabby. It said 33% chance of a heart attack, but I am gonna hold out hope for that 5% chance of dying during auto fellatio. If I can make that happen at 85, then Jimmy Stewart won’t be the only person who had a wonderful life.


I got a lot of energy ready to be wasted on somebody - Mookie Wilson

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
February 1, 2051
at the age of 78 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:

       Electrolysis (22%)
     Cancer (18%)
   Heart Attack (14%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Loneliness (7%)

Sex with an Obese Person (5%)
Wild Animal Mauling (5%)

Im praying for the auto fellatio!

Much better than cancer!

Frankie -Wants to go out with a smile!

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
April 22, 2050
at the age of 75 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:

       Cancer (31%)
 Electrolysis (12%)

Heart Attack (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Homicide (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

The weird part is I was going to die at 83 the last time I took the test and nothing has changed significantly. Oh and I think I answered everything the same.

HUGS!
SqrlCub

Move over Satan. :wink: Now there’s something meatier. http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/COC.html

It is no fair. I only have sex with overweight/fat people and Frankie got that as a choice. Although I do practice asphyxiation for sexual pleasure… I won’t divulge anymore on that topic.

HUGS!
SqrlCub


Move over Satan. :wink: Now there’s something meatier. http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/COC.html

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

December 20, 2057
at the age of 87 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Drowning (9%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)

I can’t believe my cancer percentage was that high. My main risk factor for cancer is that my Grandmother had it. Maybe my outdoor activities contribute. I guess if nothing else gets me, cancer will.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
July 21, 2030
at the age of 68 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (20%)
Cancer (13%)
Drowning (9%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)

I guess I need to cut down on the cigarettes and drink more alcohol.

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart

I just realized something. My death is probably going to completely ruin my sister’s 84th birthday. I better warn her.

Not to hit your pecker with a frozen spoon or anything, but I had a widow client last year who’s husband died from accidental strangulation while doing this.

Becareful Sqrl.


>^,^<
KITTEN
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

June 15, 2036
at the age of 62 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Suicide (10%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

Fascinating. That’s about 10 years longer than I expected. (Actually, I wondered if it would tell me I should already be dead.)


“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy

Thanks a lot Satan! I’ve only got two years to live,and I’ve never even been to Disneyworld! You really are the Dark Prince of E-Vil!


TT

“Believe those who seek the truth.
Doubt those who find it.” --Andre Gide

That was fun! I’m going to die at 78, of–

Cancer (33%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Loneliness (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Drowning (5%)

Knowing me, I’m banking on homicide.

May 30, 2055
at the age of 78 years old.

On that date I will most likely die from:

Cancer (28%)
Electrolysis (15%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)

At least it won’t be from choking on my own nipple hair.


Sucks to your assmar.

TheSpark.comDeathTest
“I’m afraid we have some bad
news. Please, you might want
to stay seated.”

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

July 27, 2000
at the age of 34 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (53%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
F**k. Nice to have met y’all. See ya.
You know, I had a feeling it was gonna be one of those days…

Thanks for your concern Diane. I actually just hold my breath for a really long time with my partner. There is no strangulation involved. If we are in a hot tub I will go under water… Lots of fun. I always make sure the other person knows what taps or limpness mean.

HUGS!
Sqrl


Move over Satan. :wink: Now there’s something meatier. http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/COC.html

Well, since it looks like I will be around the longest, I promise to uphold the sterling traditions set forth within the SDMB. If it means having to get in a flame war with myself as the sole surviving member, I feel I am up to that challenge.

All I ask is that before he takes the eternal dirt nap in 2035, Satan posts every word in the Scrabble dictionary just so I can have something to hold my attention during the final years of SDMB solitude.


I got a lot of energy ready to be wasted on somebody - Mookie Wilson

I didn’t study, but I took the test. They said I was dead.


If you’re hot, that’s good.
If you’re cool, that’s good.

I don’t get it.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

May 9, 2036
at the age of 73 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Alien Abduction (17%)
Cancer (15%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Suicide (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Drowning (6%)

Bummer. Not an entertaining choice in the lot.

Catrandom, looking out for homicidal aliens