Satan
October 13, 1999, 5:58am
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<center>Click HERE to take the Death Test!
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<font face=“verdana,arial,geneva,helvetica”><font size=+4>August 16,#FF0000 ">66</font> years old.</font></font></center>
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Yer pal,
Well, I am checking out on May 1, 2060 at the age of 85. Not too shabby. It said 33% chance of a heart attack, but I am gonna hold out hope for that 5% chance of dying during auto fellatio. If I can make that happen at 85, then Jimmy Stewart won’t be the only person who had a wonderful life.
I got a lot of energy ready to be wasted on somebody - Mookie Wilson
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
Electrolysis (22%)
Cancer (18%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Loneliness (7%)
Sex with an Obese Person (5%)
Im praying for the auto fellatio!
Much better than cancer!
Frankie -Wants to go out with a smile!
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
Cancer (31%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Heart Attack (8%)
The weird part is I was going to die at 83 the last time I took the test and nothing has changed significantly. Oh and I think I answered everything the same.
Move over Satan. http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/COC.html
It is no fair. I only have sex with overweight/fat people and Frankie got that as a choice. Although I do practice asphyxiation for sexual pleasure… I won’t divulge anymore on that topic.
HUGS!
Move over Satan. http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/COC.html
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
December 20, 2057
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (36%)
I can’t believe my cancer percentage was that high. My main risk factor for cancer is that my Grandmother had it. Maybe my outdoor activities contribute. I guess if nothing else gets me, cancer will.
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
Heart Attack (20%)
Cancer (13%)
Drowning (9%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
I guess I need to cut down on the cigarettes and drink more alcohol.
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart
I just realized something. My death is probably going to completely ruin my sister’s 84th birthday. I better warn her.
Diane
October 12, 1999, 6:27pm
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Not to hit your pecker with a frozen spoon or anything, but I had a widow client last year who’s husband died from accidental strangulation while doing this.
Becareful Sqrl.
>^,^<
Gr8Kat
October 12, 1999, 6:30pm
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
June 15, 2036
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (36%)
Fascinating. That’s about 10 years longer than I expected. (Actually, I wondered if it would tell me I should already be dead.)
“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy
Thanks a lot Satan! I’ve only got two years to live,and I’ve never even been to Disneyworld! You really are the Dark Prince of E-Vil!
TT
“Believe those who seek the truth.
system
October 12, 1999, 6:32pm
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That was fun! I’m going to die at 78, of–
Cancer (33%)
Knowing me, I’m banking on homicide.
May 30, 2055
On that date I will most likely die from:
Cancer (28%)
At least it won’t be from choking on my own nipple hair.
Sucks to your assmar.
Missy2U
October 12, 1999, 6:35pm
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TheSpark.comDeathTest
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
July 27, 2000
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (53%)
SqrlCub
October 12, 1999, 6:40pm
17
Thanks for your concern Diane. I actually just hold my breath for a really long time with my partner. There is no strangulation involved. If we are in a hot tub I will go under water… Lots of fun. I always make sure the other person knows what taps or limpness mean.
HUGS!
Move over Satan. http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/COC.html
Well, since it looks like I will be around the longest, I promise to uphold the sterling traditions set forth within the SDMB. If it means having to get in a flame war with myself as the sole surviving member, I feel I am up to that challenge.
All I ask is that before he takes the eternal dirt nap in 2035, Satan posts every word in the Scrabble dictionary just so I can have something to hold my attention during the final years of SDMB solitude.
I got a lot of energy ready to be wasted on somebody - Mookie Wilson
WallyM7
October 12, 1999, 6:44pm
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I didn’t study, but I took the test. They said I was dead.
If you’re hot, that’s good.
I don’t get it.
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
May 9, 2036
On that date you will most likely die from:
Alien Abduction (17%)
Bummer. Not an entertaining choice in the lot.
Catrandom, looking out for homicidal aliens
Now there’s something meatier. 