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When I turn into a frog…
Zev Steinhardt
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noooooooooo - someone has already made the frog joke.
Damn You!
Damn you all to hell!
December 8, 2058 at the ripe age of 80.
And I have a 10% chance of being abducted by aliens.
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
September 14, 2057
at the age of 79 years old.
And I have a 6% chance of dying from confusion. Who knew that was possible.
Hopefully soon… I long for the release that death will bring.
Barring that… February 25, 2047 at the age of 67 years old.
Hmmm…
I have a 7% chance of dying (at age 80) from auto-fellatio. Wonder if I’m going to be taking up yoga at age 50 or something tho stay that flexible.
May 3, 2062
at the age of 87 years old
23% chance cancer will kill me, 5% chance it will be the aliens
January 6, 2028
at the age of 67 years old.
I, on the other hand, have only an 8% change of being abducted by aliens.
Important note: The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
May 26, 2063
at the age of 80 years old.
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
July 18, 2034
at the age of 78 years old.
Betcha it’s closer to 83 - the age at which three of my grandparents died.
Regards,
Shodan
They’re only giving me until age 70, despite my healthy, incredibly boring life.
They also rank “Public Execution in a Third World country” as the #1 most likely cause, again, despite my incredibly boring life. Eh?
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
December 22, 2050
at the age of 68 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (31%)
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
November 6, 2057
at the age of 77 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (35%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
I’m trying to think of a scenario in which all six of these causes could be incorporated into my death at age 77, and it’s not a pretty picture. 
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
November 6, 2057
at the age of 77 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (35%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
I’m trying to think of a scenario in which all six of these causes could be incorporated into my death at age 77, and it’s not a pretty picture.
2021, 67 years old. hmmmmm.
Last Thursday!?!? :eek:
December 25, 2055
at the age of 68 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (26%)
Homicide (15%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Drowning (6%)
October 11, 2002
at the age of 20 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (37%)
Horrible Accident (13%)
Homicide (8%)
Cancer (7%)
Electrolysis (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Since I only have a few days to contract a deadly disease, I better get started!
Enjoy,
Steven