Strainger, you’re checkin’ out on your sister’s birthday and I’m toast on my brother’s. Kind of strange. I went back and just selected answers at random and it still said I was cashing my chips in on July 21, different year though.
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart
Naw, I just can’t bring myself to say it. . . .
:::giggle:::
I also have a really raunchy joke about two gay men, a hot tub, and a fart.
I just can’t bring myself to say that either. . . .
:::giggle:::
A-hem.
>^,^<
KITTEN
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Here are my results…
Where do they get the suicide thing?
It must be because I said I watch south park!
August 2, 2033
at the age of 64 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (26%)
Suicide (11%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Homicide (5%)
I just reread all the other posts…and HEY!
I dont smoke,
I barely have time to drink,
I am not suicidal
I dont have unprotected sex…
I always wear a seatbelt,
but I do drive fast
I think Homicide or alien abduction would have been the most likely cause!
Uh oh.
March 3, 2000
Cancer (26%)
Contagious Disease (25%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Wow. Do I really have to choose?
I’ll take the 20% chance of death w/o a cause, please:
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
November 29, 2061
at the age of 81 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (22%)
Cancer (21%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Sex with an Obese Person (5%)
m to have leprosy.
“I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.”
–Wayne Knight
I’m supposed to make it to 70. Seems optimistic to me.
Oddly, I’m marked to die juct about four months before UncleBeer.
So, Unk, I’m leavin’ YOU all my money, and my saxophone. I’ll expect you to have one HECK of a four-month binge.
Uke
I’m supposed to make it to 70. Seems optimistic to me.
Oddly, I’m marked to die just about four months before UncleBeer.
So, Unk, I’m leavin’ YOU all my money, and my saxophone. I’ll expect you to have one HECK of a four-month binge.
Uke
Pfui. I reckon that the chance of my living to be 71 is of the same order of magnitude as my chance of the UN General Assembly choosing me king of the world by acclamation.
Granted that this doesn’t purport to be scientific, the least that it could do in the name of realism is set the age of my death 15 years or so earlier.
“Kings die, and leave their crowns to their sons. Shmuel HaKatan took all the treasures in the world, and went away.”
My results are in… Mullinator, you and I have to do whatever it takes to make the SDMB last 'till at least 2061.
Mark your calendar or Palm V. I can expect to die on:
July 5, 2061
at the age of 77 years old.
On that date I will most likely die from:
Cancer (38%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Homicide (7%)
Suicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
[Sniff] I’m sorry, guys. I didn’t realize I was terminal…
SanibelMan – The Man From Sanibel
“I like Florida; everything is in the eighties. The temperatures, the ages, and the IQs.”
– George Carlin
Telling the truth:
67
Telling the truth as I would like it to be and I am working toward:
92
I think I have work to do!
Stoid…wanting to live a LOOOOOOOOOONG time.
This is a non-smoking area. If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and act accordingly.
Uke, okay if I start the binge now? I don’t wanna be out of practice. And oddly enough I used to play the sax; haven’t touched it in years though.
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
March 3, 2063
at the age of 87 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (35%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Jeremy…
I can think of no more stirring symbol of man’s humanity to man than a fire engine - Kurt Vonnegut
Mark you calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
June 24, 2040
at the age of 69 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (29%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Suicide (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Shadowfox
“Most people would succeed in small things, if they were not troubled with
great ambitions.”
I have to be one of the most boring people on the face of the earth, yet I am still supposed to die at age 75 of cancer. Might as well live it up, then. ::Grabs a pack of cigs and heads off to the nearest bar::
“Love given when it is inconvenient is the greatest love of all. Kindnesses that are shared at a high cost to oneself are the most dear.”
Don’t know who said it, but I like it.
I guess nobody has tweaked to the fact that this is Satan’s devious way of finding out how old everybody is.
If you’re hot, that’s good.
If you’re cool, that’s good.
I don’t get it.
Wally:
I dunno, seems to me between managing the minnions, having meetings with the imps, scheduling various and sundry demons for earthly appearances, making people eat unsuspecting apples and such, he wouldn’t really have the time to care how old I was. 
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
January 18, 2044
at the age of 67 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (41%)
Suicide (11%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Drowning (5%)
“ChrisCTP-…the sweetheart of the SDMB…” --Diane
Chris’ Homepage: Domestic Bliss
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
August 14, 2043
at the age of 80 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (39%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Drowning (9%)
Homicide (9%)
Heart Attack (5%)
i dont get it… im sure i had a dream that i was gonna die during wild sex… go figure
Well, it looks as though a number of you are going to outlast me. After March 14, 2047, you aren’t going to have ol’Neuro to kick around anymore. Anyway, here’s why:
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
March 14, 2047
at the age of 69 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (18%)
Suicide (12%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Confusion (9%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Sex with an Obese Person (5%)
I’m disappointed. I thought that erotic asphyxiation would come in much higher. (Well, at age 69, maybe not.) And I wasn’t expecting the cancer risk to be quite so high, either. Everything else is completely what I would expect, knowing me!
Also, I live to be 69 years old. If anyone has any comments about this, they may keep them to themselves.